The figure outer - or figure outerer. Hahaha!

I'd vote for you, WT - would love to be at one of your press conferences - and read the Presidential blog afterwards.
Delphyne | 06.24.06 - 11:40 am | #

He's living proof that anyone can grow up to be president.

WT, I have a disgusting picture up that I'm sure you will enjoy. Do you think you could suggest a caption?
Debra | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 11:51 am | #

Debra,

EW! Who's that Rush is kissing?

I'd go with something along the lines of "and then Rush regurgitated the pre-digested Oxycontin into her mouth..."
watertiger | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 12:02 pm | #

The girl who plays Chloe on 24, I'll bet he couldn't make it to the bathroom fast enough. He is such a pig. I would really love to know what she said to her friends later.
Debra | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 12:16 pm | #

70% of what people react to is how you look
And you...

That's almost any Executive. Any office, where the Decider gets six times the Secretary's pay. Is he six times smarter? Works six times harder, or six times more hours? Maybe six times better at sponging up produced wealth?
And if you really needed anything important actually done--competently--whom would you ask?

Going to run my next office like "Survivor,"
CapMidnight | 06.24.06 - 12:28 pm | #

Do you think you could suggest a caption?

How 'bout:
Special Homeland Security Agent Rush Limbaugh tongue-frisks reality-show "24" staff for pro-terrorist tooth-implant explosive devices.
"I'll get comments from the 'politically correct' crowd," said Limbaugh, "but it's the black teeth that usually cause your problems."

Setting VCRs to record the "24" show with the fictional Rush-like character more of a man than Jack Murtha, Pat Tillman, or even Ann Coulter,
CapMidnight | 06.24.06 - 12:56 pm | #

So, when Chucklenuts sings the National Anthem:

"And fish in the sky,
and a big monkey pie . . ."

But he LOOKS patriotic. Uh . . . oh. Maybe not.
mlowman | 06.24.06 - 1:49 pm | #

Maybe she's a praying mantis and will eat his head while mating.
Margie in Austin, Texas | 06.24.06 - 3:46 pm | #

Hey wt--You know how to pronounce "Axis of Evil" with a sneer, do you?
I now pronounce you fit to be Vice President of the United States of America, the most powerful position on Earth. Or, if you mess up the pronunciation you can be president, a do-nothing job if ever there was one. It used to be the other way 'round for years and years until Cheney set things straight.

"Don't need no fucking Constitution, I'm the King..."


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JacqueItch | 06.24.06 - 5:46 pm | #

Golly, watertiger, do run!

I have a great idea for a slogan..."With liberty and jutice for all". I remember hearing it a lot when I was a kid, but its popularity seems to have died out lately. We could resurrect it!

Ahem!
xristim | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 7:00 pm | #

Pre-digested oxycontin - feeding her the way penguins feed their young. Heh.

bush: done, ruined and fucked
Arabella Trefoil | 06.24.06 - 7:49 pm | #

Could I be your undersecretary of the ulterior?

Regards,


Tengrain | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 8:22 pm | #