You know, it would be so very nice to be able to let all impacted families/singles of this once-great country (and the expatriates it has created, much less the other countries that have had to put up with the asshat in chief) - which would be pretty much everyone in this world - have about 5 minutes alone in a room w/him and let us beat the snot out of him. It may not be the peaceful thing, it won't solve problems in the meantime (though a new REALLY ELECTED president could be running things right while we are queuing up for our shot), but damn, wouldn't it feel GREAT!
Okay, I have my visualization for the day.
The heir apparent to Rodney Dangerfield. Apparent to everyone except himself, that is...
Elspeth - my reaction exactly! But would we be able to bring something like an aluminum baseball bat into the room? Oh and my trusty channel-locks to fix that fuckin pinky!
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Heh.
See?
No shakes.
Steaaady as a the Rock of Trafalger!
Sure, Mr. Debakey. But, ya' see, Chimpy only has the shakes when he goes without his drinky-poo.
There is something fundamentally unfair about a legal system which permits the President to put the lives of "other people's children" at risk in a pre-emptive war against the nation that did NOT attack us on 9/11 but makes it a crime for a citizen to threaten his person. Both the 9/11 terrorists and Mr. Bush now have cost roughly 3,000 American lives -- a "dead heat", as the saying goes, if one doesn't tally the dead Iraqis.
Mr. Bush apparently feels himself a great patriot (we'll leave aside the issue that his patriotism seems always to have consisted more of rhetoric than participation) and particularly close to God (how God feels about it isn't known). Perhaps Mr. Bush could arrange to pay God a personal visit. For an insistently self-proclaimed Christian to decide to pay his Maker a personal visit presumably is not suicide. No human agency outside his own would be required, and no law broken so far as I have been able to determine.
The world would become a safer place at virtually no expense.
If he's as pious and patriotic as he claims, the President should be willing at least to consider the proposition.
Queek, to answer your question - Yes! All manner of devices would be permitted, but limited to three per person (afterall, it is only 5 minutes, unless you tip the doorperson well...LOL!). Being my idea, I would start him off with the following (since it takes longer): giving the creep a Katrina spa treatment - consisting of a full body mud treatment and wrap. It would be quite the opposite of a 'detoxifying' result...as the mud would be made from the chemically infused remnants of the 9th Ward that he let drown, with a full body wrap of a blue tarp. While his body absorbs the purulent materials, he will have a large screen t.v. to watch footage of the destruction he wrought and photos of the dead and suffering. Oh, and a light spa lunch of contaminated shrimp and crawfish on a bed of stringy sewage, garnished with a dead branch of a plant that drowned in his neglect. No bottled water for him, afterall, he didn't get even the necessities to the New Orleans residents, so he won't have it either. Spa rules, he MUST clean his plate, if he urps it up, he has to eat it again - full service toxification!
Wow, typing and visualizing that is emotionally cleansing - I feel great!
Someone else can handle the 'Iraq Reality Show' for him at the end of the day...no need for him to be rested up or feeling tip top for that - afterall, he doesn't give our men/women in uniform the ability/resources to do their best..
Too much violence in the above posts.
Better to be kind and loving to those who have caused us suffering.
It is Christian to be thoughtful to those people and in this spirit I have sent a gift package to the fellow of the most delicious and hardest pretzels from the Gettysburg Pretzel Company.
It is the Christian thing to do.
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