You are a naughty, naughty tigeress. Good one!
I love you.
Sometimes you are scary brilliant.
Count this as one of those times, you secular atheistic jewy jew you!
Bacon's still cool, though, right?
Hilarious! Thank you for the belly laugh!
That is outstanding!!
WT's been at the snark steroids again.
Shana Tova you little snarky funny funny funny funniest ever person in the world! You make my day 5 times a day! AND OMG-D!!!
MOLLY IVORS, NTODD, ATTATURK??? You are WAY too cool!!
Wicked Bad, wt.
It made my heart sing :
Hava tequila
Hava Tequila Hava tequila
Don't tell my ma...
Let's see, born in California, Jewish, speaks French, mother born in Africa.... yeah... yeah... oh yeah... I can TOTALLY see the Racist Southern Republican thing.
Somebody needs a therapist before he hurts himself.
This one is a classic!
Hey, you forgot to tell him to leave work early on Friday to go home and kosher the chicken...
Why did God create goyim like George used to be? Somebody has to pay retail...ha ha ha
No, I'm not Jewish but I may as well be, my Mum grew up in the Outremont district of Montreal and I learned all the stuff Macac - er, I mean George doesn't even know yet at summer camp as a kid.
Excellent piece!
I love you too....
NTodd: Bacon is NOT cool. However, as an experience politician, I have no doubt that George will soon learn to exploit the "crispy meat" loophole. You buy the bacon already cooked from the "Whole Paycheck" breakfast bar, and eat it out of the recycled cardboard container, so as not to defile the kosher dishes in the pantry.
N.B.: Also works with shrimp bisque and other "trayfettes" where kashrut is not an option.
Of course one could always eat TVP. ("Fake bacon.") However, that's pretty much the same thing as Congress violating the spirit of, say, the Geneva Convention, while adhering to the letter of the law.
In the next few days, George, I'm sure you'll discover all sorts of interesting things about your newfound religious identity. For example: Friday night sex is a mitzvah for Jews: Dude, that means we give you BROWNIE POINTS for that! (Bet Pat and Jerry never told you about THAT when they were selling you on the Xian aspect of America's Judeo-Christian heritage!)
But sooner or later, your little friends in the CCC will accuse you of being "stuck up" because of that "Chosen People" Thing. It might help put things in perspective if you remind them that God's idea of making Jews "The Chosen People" was pretty much the same as serving us with an effin' subpoena every morning, for the rest of our lives.
And George, no matter how tempting it may be, it is NOT COOL to poke Denny Hastert in the gut with the yod --yeah, the pointy-finger-thing you were supposed to use to practice reading Torah--to take a measure of his body mass index. You could put somebody's eye out with that thing!
WT
You didn't mention the most important word for him to learn,
and one he will hear a lot after November 7- BUBKIS
His dad is actually considered a memory. He passed in 1990. Maybe not as cool as bacon.
Brava!
Southern, my ass. Wasn't he a Californian before entering the political abyss?
He'll be sitting around on his tuckus by January 2007, throughly farklempt. This farbisine shmendrek is going to have a lot of time on his hands, noshing on his utzing like a meshugine.
Oy, genuk!
jeebus, I really needed that glass of wine, my monitor did not.....
Oh, the whitefish you will know... oh, Ms. Watertiger!
If only I could be sure Macaca boy would read this.
Difficult that it is,,since you are so prolific (and good) However, this is your bestest snarkest.
How could he just find out about his Jewish heritage? I learned about that few weeks ago just by googling his mother's name. Here's an article about his probable Jewyness from The Forward, a publication he should subscribe to, now that he is part of the Tribe.
Congratulations, George, and Ver derharget!
I can only hope that Sen Macacawitz takes your advice, H20Tgr.
We Jews (well, at least the religious ones) don't believe in dragging it out over the year, schlepping to Church every Sunday and reading off a litany of our sins.
Actually we do have a prayer said in the weekday amida that briefly makes a mention of sins for which we ask for forgiveness, but we are in fact, except if Yom Kippur happens to fall on a Sat., not supposed to say even the brief 2 sentance version of the much, much longer litany said on Yom Kippur (or the morning of your wedding or whatever) on the Sabbath.
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BTW -- regarding Allen's Southern-ness: he's from Southern California, which is just like the South, except without the cute accent, the charm, the yummy Southern food, the good manners, etc. In fact, it was pretty much Union occupied, Confederate wanna-be territory during the Civil War ... and the OC (where I grew up -- it alas was nothing like the TV show at all: too many fundies, etc., were around, for one thing), at least, was definitely friendly toward the "Southern Strategy" and don't get me started on the desert ... And LA, like Washington DC, is a city with Northern charm and Southern efficiency ...
Funniest damn thing I've read in a month, question is: Is Allen more of a meshugenah or a schmuck?
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