A democrat and a republican married.

Their offspring was a redempublocratican.

Pure hybrid, it had no balls, little or no spine, half a brain, and an oddly malformed outstretched hand in a supplicant's pose. The other hand scratched the back of the redempublocratican next to it. There were about 400 or so back-scratching supplicating redempublocraticans in the house, and about 75 of them in the senate.

The place smelled like shit.

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FuckDemRepubHypocracy | 09.28.06 - 11:07 pm | #

I think it's a bit easier to endure the mean dog when you have the option of 1) running away and 2) suing afterwards.
muddy | 09.29.06 - 12:47 am | #

"Why do Sunnis kill Shiites? How do they tell the difference? They all look the same to me."

Wonder how many minority Republicans will swallow the PR damage control: It's not really a slur if you're denigrating the enemy.... What a freakin' cracker!
Ruthie | 09.29.06 - 4:17 am | #

They all look the same to me.


Is he saying if they looked different he's OK with all the violence?
Into the Abyss | 09.29.06 - 12:34 pm | #

"Why do Catholics kill Protestants? How do they tell the difference? They all look the same to me."
Lynne | 09.29.06 - 4:22 pm | #