Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?

YES!!! ITS ERCKLE!!!! i think thats how its spelled? is june already over? FUCK! where does the time go? hey i heard that the weiner is the strongest muscle on the human body... well the human MALE body.. a guy on tv lifted a cinder block with his! i now in turn feel the need to top this stupendous feet of strength. i will go into the guiness book for having the worlds strongest penis!! and all of you said i would amount to nothing! WHOS THE NOTHING NOW! OK SO APPARENTLY I HAVE TO MAKE THIS CREATIVE... woops, damn caps lock! damn, ive been stumped forever with this question: could god heat up a burrito so hot he himself could not eat it?.... yeah, now you see what ive been dealing with...


Gravatar Could you read the bible to me?


Gravatar sure, i can... in the beginning there was nothing. so god sat down and microwaved himself a burrito. he took a bite and proclaimed 'damn thats hot!' and put it down so for it should cool down..... DAMN!! HE CANT!! THANK YOU Mike/Apocrypha!!!! YOU HAVE ENDED MY LONG SEARCH FOR THE ANSWER!


Gravatar I just came across your blog through Jen Good's. Very cute


Gravatar I want those pants for work...i don't think i could get away with those jackets cause they arn't black. hehehehehehe I wear black suits and white colored shirts to work and i look like a cow hehehehehe Hay, Steve Erkel with his high pants and pig snortin laugh *LOC*(laugh out cow)~~


Gravatar your pictures are cool

there's still a ffew people left to impress though


Gravatar I'm going to phone you tomorrow and see if you'll come to Metrotown with me

because I wanna go

that is SUCH A GOOD SONG. Almost as good as Burnt Orange Peel. Cyanide Breath Mint is good, too. Asshole is pretty swell, especially when it's covered by Tom Petty.

DAMN, that WHOLE ALBUM kicks ass.

Can you burn Mellow Gold so that I can take it back from you tomorrow. Actually, I'll just call you. When I wake up.



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