Man, times have changed! When I took my test the examiner let me bring a can of beer, which I drank with a straw while we were on the road -- you know, just to get through the day.
Then afterwards we went off and got stoned.
screetus | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 2:36 pm | #

it's worse in ontario. you have to drive with someone over 25 for a full year, then have no drinking for another, then you get your full licence. except we don't have the stickers. that part must be embarrassing.
tara | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 2:50 pm | #

Sceetus...funny guy! Sorry Smelly. that sucks amd I fucking hate the graduated driving thing they have now. Seriously though...use it only for guys. give girls their license right at 16...why? Because it is primarily testosterone ridden teen boys that end up wrapping their cars around telephone poles. Ready for this? I've had my driver's license for a whopping 24 years...got it when I was 16..ouch! one accident in 87 looking at a hot babe cross the street in Victoria...my new car...
blogger unknown | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 3:32 pm | #

ps smelly. how many CDs do you have to burn for people?
blogger unknown | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 4:16 pm | #

drinking? what the fuck. we've had no open alcohol containers in the vehicle for years now... and at 16 you can get your permit... have to wait 6 months for your license and you can't drive after 9pm until you're 18. NO ALCOHOL.

So you want me to send some of my people to handle this driving test lady?
Mike | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 7:12 pm | #

graduated liscencing is a real bitch. I'm glad its over, fo shiz.
Davers | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 7:34 pm | #

Yeah, Ontario is interesting place to get a license. When they installed the Graduated licensing system here they did it halfway through the year. So my cousin who is born in the beginning of the year went in and got his full fledged drivers license right off the bat. Me, who is born in October, had to go through the Graduated system. That fucking sucked!
Mike/Apocrypha | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 9:19 pm | #

I'm still on the L. I'm a lazyass when there is nothing to drive.
mizmystery | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 11:07 pm | #

I thought it was legal in Canada to kill people like that.
Dave | Homepage | 09.17.05 - 1:21 am | #

That ish sounds complicated, but fuck thaaaaat ho! she dont know!
Nando | Homepage | 09.17.05 - 1:51 am | #

A driving test only costs 50 bucks??? It's more like 200 here!!

I'm sorry you failed. Driving a car is awesome!
JaG | Homepage | 09.17.05 - 3:35 am | #

$200 bucks...omg thats CRAZY...and i thought $50 was bad...
Smelly Danielly | Homepage | 09.17.05 - 9:48 am | #

i got my full license in alberta the day before they changed the law about that. now there's a graduated license.

you should've slipped her a 20 and maybe it would have been cheaper than taking the test again.
Candice | Homepage | 09.17.05 - 1:14 pm | #

They actually find ways to fail you on purpose. Luckly I didn't fail.
Stephanie | Homepage | 09.19.05 - 9:56 pm | #

10 is too fast to change lanes
Pitt | Homepage | 09.20.05 - 11:51 am | #