Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah for Norfolk and their dog welcoming restaurants and posh places by the sea.

When can we all come to Blackpool to stay?
Eloon | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 1:42 pm | #

My sentiments entirely.

Hmmm. Where's the pics of Edward, lovely dog, then? I hope you bought him a present.

BTW, Happy Birthday to Darren, whenever it is/was
Blue Witch | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 1:52 pm | #

I think I sang in Burnham Market once. And had tea at the vicarage.

Those were happier days in the 1930s.
Alan | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 2:32 pm | #

alan - yes i think i saw some very old graffiti about you in the cottage near the vicarage (it was quite complimentary too).

you're all welcome to come and stay in blackpool. but first you have to prove that you're common/council enough to visit.
dave | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 2:54 pm | #

You wot?

Wot is proof enough?
Blue Witch | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 3:23 pm | #

well, some knock off versace from the market would be a start. a belly button ring for the ladies would also convince me of your council-ness.

chaps should wear three quarter length trousers with those trainers that have really thin soles. a love of bottled alco-pops will help, as will the ability to eat a kebab while getting fucked against the wall of a yates wine lodge.

fake tan, dolphin tattoos, smoking lambert and butler, really tiny handbags, magazine subscriptions to hello or ok! and the first series of footballers wives on video will all prove your credentials.
dave | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 3:43 pm | #

Oh fuck. I'll just never do, will I?

Blue Witch | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 5:24 pm | #

Dave that DOES seem like a pretty exhaustive list. We'll never have anyone to stay at this rate.
Darren | Homepage | 08.13.03 - 8:01 pm | #

How about owning a second home in the provinces? Does that make one common/council enough?
Alan | Homepage | 08.14.03 - 8:36 am | #

well as we chose to buy in
ultra-council blaclpool i guess it does. don't get me wrong, i'm not having a pop at council folk, they are MY people. I only have admiration for anyone who can smoke a tab AND eat a meat and potato pie at the same time.
dave | Homepage | 08.14.03 - 9:02 am | #

Hang on, I'll have to grow me 'air a bit so I can do me pram-face, council face-lift.

Wot abaht me Burberry boobtube? I can get one of those down Deptford Market, innit.

And as soon as Fabulous Housemate ain't lookin' (coz he always makes me give 'em back, like), I'll get me anutha baby, you know, and I'll pierce it's ears so it wears gold 'oops.

Ferkin' merkin'. 'Ere, that's me Ice, get your ferkin' 'ands off it. Gotta go, me ma's at the booze again...
Eloon | Homepage | 08.14.03 - 10:12 am | #