I could live on a musical diet of Basment Jaxx alone.

And no, you're never too fat to read "The Face".
sean | Homepage | 08.15.03 - 2:51 pm | #

I'm too fat to get free fringe and festival tickets handed to me in Edinburgh.
Peter | Homepage | 08.15.03 - 9:52 pm | #

I read The Face and I've got a big round J Lo size 12 ass so I only buy it in shops with a high counter.

Problem solved...
Eloon | Homepage | 08.17.03 - 8:57 pm | #

The Face is now edited by Neil Stevenson, who is half of Popbitch. (His Eurovision article in last month's issue was a minor classic, by the way.) It is therefore worth buying again, regardless of girth.
mike | Homepage | 08.18.03 - 11:59 am | #

ear buds have definitely gone the way of all flesh in my paradigm, I've gone all out for the noise cancelling, ultra-plush super bass model, which make me look like an alien as I walk through the mobbing throng to work, but I don't really notice the mobbing throng, which is the point.
beenhexed | Homepage | 08.19.03 - 1:02 pm | #