I don't get it.

*whisper whisper*

Oh, I see - the third girl had been performing fellatio and the fourth girl sodomy.

Yes, most funny, well done.
Steve | Homepage | 05.20.04 - 2:46 pm | #

From your link: "Essex was always noted for its ducking stools and scolds' bridles, and for "witches", which is just another name for uncontrollable women."

Fuck.
They've sussed me
Blue Witch | Homepage | 05.20.04 - 6:54 pm | #

Blue Witch trans:

Rude uncontrollable woman.

Sussed indeed.
Steve | Homepage | 05.20.04 - 8:45 pm | #

Hmm, isn't it a bit of a coincidence that the moment you get up to Blackpool, a huge fire breaks out at the Pleasure Beach?

Actually, it doesn't look good...
diamond geezer | Homepage | 05.21.04 - 12:33 am | #

It was Edward wasn't it, admit it - I knew you shouldn't have taught him to play with matches....

And it's all our fault that the Alice in Wonderland ride is damaged. The Alice Band shouldn't ahve been pratising...
Blue Witch | Homepage | 05.21.04 - 1:53 pm | #

*finally manages to wrench away from picture of shoes*

I was walking down Old Compton Street yesterday and noticed that the Pollo Bar is shut for renovations!

The Pollo Bar? Renovated!!! I was so shocked I forgot to judge as I walked past the GAY bar.
SWAT Elsie | Homepage | 05.21.04 - 4:53 pm | #

I'd noticed our Alice Band thing too - things are starting to turn into an episode of 'Charmed' (I get to be Prue).
Steve | Homepage | 05.22.04 - 9:01 am | #

You sure you're in Blackpool and not posing as a Kent student?
Blue Witch | Homepage | 05.22.04 - 5:44 pm | #

Southpaw Grammar is inspired genius.
Darren | Homepage | 05.24.04 - 11:01 pm | #

i'm sorry. darren is deaf.
dave | Homepage | 05.24.04 - 11:24 pm | #

Pollo bar shut? I have such fond memories!
Kate | 05.26.04 - 9:55 pm | #