beep!
See, if you took me as well...I could stand nattering with Darren while you go off and wait in the queue.
Darren and I really bonded in the Oblivion gift shop...
shared a flake you mean. oh wait. you didn't share a flake did you. you HAD ONE EACH!
There was a flake...that much is true. Darren paid me a fiver to let him watch me eat it.
didn't you have sunglasses on top of your head that day? that was a look!
tastes like chocolate never tasted before. *runs through corn field naked*
No. I never wear sunglasses. I just look so wrong.
I did have my hair in bunches.
liar. proof.
Was Elsie's hair red that day then?
I only gave you e'd cakes cos I thought that was what you had at home 
Note *I* didn't eat any.
And at least poor Edward won't get told off by *me*. Enjoy his last few days with you.
*cackles in a Witchy Way*
My Mother has come back from NY with a fantastic pair of Jackie O sunglasses and a purple handbag. She may be size 18, but she's still got it *sob of pride*
I might dye my hair red now.
is your mum a drag queen?
"run along dear, auntie lypsinka is popping round to shave my legs"
No dear. But when she was younger, before she was married she "worked with Queers" at a beauty salon in Ramsgate. Andre (real name Alan) and his partner owned it. They did ladies wigs as well, for 'gentlemen'. Big scene in Ramsgate obviously.
ah, andre! he 'does' my merkins. lovely chap. i think i remember your mum. she made a lovely coffee and always kept the titbits mags in a neat heap in date order.
That's Mother! She remembers you very well..."lovely chap, warm hands".
I said I would only ride 'that', if I slimmed down and felt 'up' for it.
I haven't and am not sure if I am.
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