if you come across any chocolate tasting jobs pass them on.....I'm not getting repetitive or predictable I hope?

i think there is a new term to be coined with this sort of thing 'Doing a Jodie'. "Eveyrone says I am a tart and misjudges me (said whilst laying on maggot with tits in his face whilst he appears to be genuinely distressed as appose to getting a faceful), and i'm not obsessed about sex (said whilst legs are wrapped around Dennis simulating sex on the kitchen table), no one appreciates he real me, thinking I am a tart (said just after saying she would have sex with Dennis but wouldn't go out with him)". So its a sort of modern version of 'thou protesteth too much'.
See how many times ytou can slip 'doing a Jodie' into a conversation this afternoon to weed out those closet BB watchers.
Mr BW | 01.11.06 - 1:32 pm | #

'closet BB watchers'?

in my office? good grief, if only they were in the closet.
"preston this, george that, jodie this, dennis that..."
dave | Homepage | 01.11.06 - 2:31 pm | #

I will speak to MrBW about capitalisations, spelling, punctuation and grammar this evening. And about how seriously he appears to be watching that heap of shit...
Blue Witch | Homepage | 01.11.06 - 3:51 pm | #

spellcnut is a gramma free zone BW. everyone is welcome here regardless of their writing skills!
dave | Homepage | 01.11.06 - 4:07 pm | #

dave - the thing is that he *can* write properly, and it annoys me that he doesn't. As can you

Whatever you, and he, might like to think, people do make judgments based on how one's written output appears.
Blue Witch | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 12:14 am | #

am I bovverd? duz my face look bovverd? you calling your husband a pikey? you calling me a wino? am I bovverd tho?
dave | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 10:07 am | #

Punctiliously, I'm with BW on this one

And being in the same room as Mrs.D. when this BB sh1*te is on, I can't help but wonder what the pi55*flaps that "Pete" is (or thinks he/she is?)

* deliberate
Mr.D. | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 12:13 pm | #

grammar are good i is always saying

Fingering Barbie sounds like you may be on the turn.
Alan | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 12:29 pm | #

iamalwayssurprisedwhenbwswears.
Darren | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 4:55 pm | #

What a great idea for a New Year's resolution. Now you've got to keep us posted as to how you get on... Are you planning to attend any interviews, or are you just looking to see if you get any written replies that you can then politely decline?
Ben | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 6:48 pm | #

yoof speak zone.... cool!!!!
i mean nang. itz rilly hard not to capitalize atch.

go mr bw!!!
NiC | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 8:38 pm | #

ps: gud luk wiv de job hunt
NiC | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 8:38 pm | #

MrD and I will continue to attempt to maintain standards in blogland.

However, Pete is nang. Oops
Blue Witch | Homepage | 01.12.06 - 9:46 pm | #

now then now then now then

ouh ouh ouh ouh

Jimmy S for BB champ
Mr BW | 01.16.06 - 1:19 pm | #

I have no fucking idea who you are, but your blog has entertained me for 2 hours out of my life's meagre daily existence. I love it.
Skylar | 12.12.08 - 7:15 pm | #