I've got some fishcakes defrosting for you dear!
Rob | Homepage | 05.20.03 - 11:21 pm | #

1. I am moving to Spain tomorrow...

2. I don't get the joke.
Mike | Homepage | 05.22.03 - 12:36 am | #

I bought some airport porn once.

It was pretty much as I expected...

There were some frankly unerotic photographs of Luton, a series of 'Car of the Month' photos shot in Car Park B at Ringway, and a centre spread of Terminal B at Heathrow in a position that showed off most of the inner workings, the stuff that the public wouldn't get to see.

I only bought it for the letters page though. A lengthy piece about a brief liaison between North and South Terminals of Gatwick, and how long to wait before having intercourse. Icky. After that I went back to railway station porn.
Alan | Homepage | 05.22.03 - 9:12 am | #