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The Dawn Patrol: Comments |
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That is not a hand. It is an alien from some far away planet. If that is a hand then it is a hand which had the plan of being a foot which grew fingers. I don’t dare make the comment which I am thinking since it will get me kicked out of Dodge. |
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My first thought was, "Jurassic Park." |
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Judge Greer has the scariest hand. |
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That's got to be some sort of goof with photoshop, don't you think? |
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No Photoshop, Gormuu—it's real, as you can see from the full-sized shot. |
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EAT WOMAN, EAT! |
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Oh gosh Daniel, good one. |
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I can't tell if her forefinger is longer than her middle finger, but if it is, all doubt is removed: Ann Coulter is a werewolf. That is definitely a "lupine" hand - that picture must have been taken just a full moon was rising. |
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Gee whiz. |
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It should be the scariest hand - it's attached to a scary lady. She's also an exception to the general observation that conservatism tends to attract cuter lasses. I thought that Bulimia Chic went out with the 90's. |
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I don't know........it's a close tie between her photo and this one of the Grinch. |
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I wouldn't go up against her. That hand definitely belongs to someone you want for you and not against you. |
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Leave it up to Dawn to come up with that photo. That hand must have been a real hit with the boys in school. I wonder if she is a natural blond like Dawn. I wonder how many times she can turn her head 360 degrees. I wonder if she can bend over backward and look at you between her knees. I wonder [self edit.] |
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Ann's hands look that way because her she has large hands and her arms are skinny. If she were to say, add 35 pounds, she'd look great |
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Dawn, you're a riot. |
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Whatever is attached to that "hand" is possibly also capable of spitting poisonous fluid and flaring out the paired rounded crests on its skull to frighten predators. |
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Wanda, I was thinking the exact same thing. Ever see the transformation sequence in "An American Werewolf in London?" The guy's hands elongate and that's what came to mind. |
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On the day that Jerry Seinfeld's "father" died, I can't help wonder: Are those Man-Hands? |
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Bah. |
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P.R., you're right about the cattiness--truth is, Ann Coulter is a stunner. I noticed the hand because Gawker had spotlighted it, and I couldn't resist picking up the ball. I have no doubt that there are parts of my own body that would likewise look pretty darn funny if they were isolated in a photo. |
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I remember Michael Savage's suggestion that Maria Shriver, who during the election coverage seemed to him to be uncomfortably gaunt and thin, needed to eat a nice big leg of lamb and a glass of good red wine. |
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Yikes - it's like looking at another attractive (but stupid) woman's hand - Uma Thurman, scary man hands! |
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Just the other day I was marveling that she still had that picture on her site. She's one of those exceedingly rare cases of a woman who is sexy almost ENTIRELY because of her mind. |
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Didn't you once complain that you had orangutangular, or some such business, feet? |
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CGHill, I believe the word you're looking for is "chimpy." I guess you can add this to your "Ann Coulter/Dawn Eden Dichotomy." |
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Never been much of a Coulter fan, myself, and I have to say this does not help. Looking at those hands, I get a disturbing image of her reaching for a Tab, sunlight shining through her translucent arm and wrapping her hand TWICE around the can before picking it up! The picture of her legs don't help neither (those things look like they should be carting around Baba Yaga's hut). |
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Hmmm...Ann's got even scarier brains, at least scary for a lib, I mean |
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Large hands like that on a feminine person can be a sign of Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome. I blogged on that a few months back. Not to say that Ann Coulter has it, but it could be possible. |
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Some hands just don't photograph well.... |
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Possible headline: |
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Why am I reminded of Count Orlock? |
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