What can I say DC...congrats...I feel like I know one big giant Golden Meatball personally...what an honor it is to bask in your presence...
***You going to stop hitting me now Nickie? I said it, OK? Ouch!! Cut that out!!***
Jeez, I'm glad that's over. I still smell like violets and formaldehyde. The woman is beyond description.
Jeez, I'm glad that's over. That woman is beyond description. I still smell like violets, Marlboros and formaldehyde.
May I be the first to question the authenticity of this transcript? I asked the on three separate occasions the following question:
"DC, is there any significance to the fact that you are not wearing pants despite appearing before an elite gathering of media representatives?"
That question and the lack of any statements in response seem to have been deleted from your creative transcript.
Please ignore the earlier comment. I was cuttin' and pastin' and editin' and I tumbled off the La-Z-Boy accidently pushing the Publish button. Crap... I spilled my breakfast too. I'll never get the wine stain outa this leisure suit.
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Jeez, I'm glad that's over. That woman is beyond description. I still smell like violets, Marlboros and formaldehyde.
May I be the first to question the authenticity of this transcript? I asked the on three separate occasions the following question:
"DC, is there any significance to the fact that you are not wearing pants despite appearing before an elite gathering of media representatives?"
That question and the lack of any statements in response seem to have been deleted from your creative transcript.
Formaldehyde...hmm, does this mean that Helen's promise...er, threat, ...to take her own life is just a bluff, it being a fait accompli?
Nick,
I didn't think the question added anything to the discussion. Plus, Nick you know we were all in bathing suits. You're just jealous b/c the only ones you brought were your Curly Howard long-john-esqe trunks.
Mak,
I don't know, but I know that Nick and Helen have this deal going at press conferences. It goes all the way back to the first one when she passed out upon laying eyes on me for the first time and Nick rushed to her side to admininster mouth-to-mouth. He pushed away three paramedics and saved her life then.
Ick
At the time, I didn't realize I was Helen Thomas. I thought I was saving Ozzy Osborne.
Hop Sing say: "Nothing but wind can pass sun without casting shadow." You pass much wind Daisy Cutter. Enjoy moment in sun.
Hop,
Let the record reflect. I almost put you on the plane. I was going to have you represent the foreign press.
O.K., DC... You're on the spot now. Imagine legions of foreign-speakers trying to decipher your humor.
http://www.otimaster.com/dblog/a...colo.asp?
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Ohmygosh. That is funny. I like the description in English by Otimaster. I would put it on the blog, but I don't want to offend. If folks come by, I hope they read a few days so they don't lose hope.
"What has string-tie thong to do with America?" I am afraid I might cause an int'l incident if I try to explain.
Good evening. I make excuses myself if I have written something of mistaken, but my English is bad.
God bless you, your friends and America
I sent an email to Otimaster telling him that he made no mistake. I said that DC is a patriot. Half the time he is pasionate and half the time he is funny. I questioned whether DC's humor would travel well over the ocean.
Most of the time it doesn't travel well across the street.
That Golden Meatball brings with it a lotta responsibility, my Lone Star friend.
Nick,
You are so right, my friend. I will "wear it proudly". And I do in all seriousness appreciate your opening the world for me to get to know some of your international blog friends. It is a thrill.
Otimaster,
Welcome. Friends of Nickie's are friends of mine. Viva Italia.
Is there any chance to get Cheny to run.. I mean just long enough, to prove Helen 'troll' is a liar ?
M:
I think Helen could be reanimated with a continuation of the monkey gland and acetone serum.
Killing herself probably only means that the IV would be taken out for an hour or two.
You guys take it easy on Helen. Nick has kind of a soft spot in his heart for her. It's kind of a love-hate deal.
I will be consulting my team of attorneys. These revelations must end.
I have the snapshots, Goomba. Everyone needs someone...But, the hotter controversy here is how DC managed to surround himself with a bunch of Fox(es). All that Fox fluff in one room?
You've gotta be kidding. Did you see those beauties tugging at MY toga. The gals love me, my friend.
How ironic for you to hold that presser in Australia, because, as you've probably heard, I'm quite a big man down under.
Yup. Old jokes never die...big down under. Maybe the Helen thing ought to just fade into the shadows along with those charges they dropped.
I understand the Italian thing, though. I've seen it myself. Toga tugging is just a euphemism.
Nick,
Big buttocks will only carry you so far, though, pal.
Rhod,
It's kind of a tradition ... re: me and Fox. I like to give preference to the real reporters. And they sort of insist, being big fans.
Helen, she always wants to go to, b/c she likes to sit next to Nickie and boss him around. It's a motley crew for sure.
Fox fluff?
DC:
The feminist talent pool around you is impressive. You've just moved the goal downfield for Eleanor Clift, Gloria Alred and that other magpie...Susan Estrich.
Well, maybe Fox fluff was a little condescending. You know who I mean, that little nest of chicklets at Fox News.
Hi,
I was told there were free meatball sandwiches being handed out here.
Genuine:
Too late. They were really good, too.
DC:
Cranky, in mentioning your Golden Meatballs, took a look into your future. He predicts that you'll replace Kinky Friedman is the most disturbed Texan.
I hope that doesn't mean a regular slot defiling yourself on Imus In the Morning.
Genuine,
There was a big scrape over the last few and Helen took Nick to the mat for the meatballs.
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