This isn't gonna be yet another one of those pouting-threat-to-retire pressers you have annually, is it?
Is Helen Thomas gonna be there, or is she still dead?
I was going to ask about Helen too. She was crackling like a mummy on fire with Scott MaClellan the other day.
I'll be there.
I hope you successfully recharge your blogging batteries over the holidays. I suggest using DC current. Get it? DC! heh. Anyway...
Have a Merry Christmas (you've got me nervous to write that to you now) and Happy New Year.
(cue music)
"It's my presser and I'll cry if I want to ...
Retire if I want to ...
Cry if I want to ...
You would retire/cry, too, if it brought more readers to you."
And Nick, don't be dissin' your woman.
All we can do is to hope that Cheney runs for President and Helens' prediction comes true.
and by the way
Merry Christmas. Everyone !
Oh, I'll be there, DC, to be sure!!
Ya'll have a Happy Holiday, y'hear?
I dunno, Nickie, he might resort to trying to change his name again. That whole gender of "Daisy" issue was pretty funny, and I note his site is still Black. Ahem.
Regardless...waiting for the excitment. Will Rhod be there in person this time, or just his voice? 
Will it be Helen with Nickie or Maureen?
Will DC trip over the cord to the mic again this year? Maybe not drink quite so much celebration punch *before* the big presser?
Will the Mark triplets appear all at one time in one place or are they justa tryin' to trick us?
There is only ONE of me and after that they threw away the mold,
Pearl:
I know, it's Christmas, but we're in the eye of the eating hurricane and it's quiet here for the moment. I need to loosen up my fork hand on the keypad.
I haven't been invited. I wouldn't go anyway, because these nancy George Will conservatives have bedliners in their pickups. The shag carpet of truckaphernalia.
The world is not ready for three Marks at one time, either. Be very afraid.
Three's too damn many. Mark my words.
With puns like that, we henceforth plan to hold you to the No-Goomba-Until-2006 promise.
Rhod,
You really think *I* was invited?? Ah, no, but every party needs a few crashers. You should be there...I promise not to take any pictures.
Nickie, however, always seems to have a camera shoved into someone else's hand so that there are pictures of NICKIE with the Prez or some female reporter. He doesn't seem to take pictures of others tho....
The truck - at least it's *black* "shag carpet" - however, doesn't look to me like DC hauls in any hay, truck parts, or hauls out any manure or garbage with that pretty thing.
Of course not, Julie. DC hauls cash, piles of mortgage foreclosure documents, wiretap equipment, orphans on their way to jute mills and automatic weapons. He's a conservative.
However, you should be there because you know him personally, and hecklers always raise the bar. As for me, people always mistake me for Clint...Eastwood, not Howard, so I'll stay away.
Goombino is like Gotti in some ways, always finding a camera to show off the $200 haircut and three grand suit. I know nothing about his camera habits, but I've heard things....
Three grand suit? That reminds me of my successful legal action against Pinky Lee and the Susquhana Hat Company.
DC
Just curious is that your truck ?
Question no. 1 why is it so clean ?
no. 2 where's the gun rack ?
Just curious, It looks like a small MC sticker in the corner. So I'm assuming it is yours.
Good questions, Mark. The Cuttermobile must have a gun rack. DC must have removed it for the presser.
Harumph. "Legal action" indeed. Pinky never saw three Large in one place at one time. He had a dime dropped on him and his porkpie hat floated under the GWB with him under it.
My only question for any and all libs who dare to show: "when are you going to start putting your country and the safety of its citizens ahead of your fossilized political agenda?"
PS - I won't be able to make it (due to my being in the Rose Bowl to assist the Longhorns in bringing the Men of Troy and the entire State of California to its knees. But give 'em hell for me anyway. Sounds like fun.
I want to hear you talk about the Supreme Court, Emminent Domain, and TX football.. and oh yeah... Why TX's 18th district keeps voting for Shelia Jackson - Lee. While you are at it tell us why Ron Paul of the 14th (a liberatrain) does not get more attention. Also work in a bit about how we can speed border wall construction by use of illegal aliens, and convicts.
Disgusting Texan, you'll be in Pasadena, CA? Ah ha. I'll be right down. We can discuss whatever you like in person.
So Nickie, you're saying that's where you got that incredible hat?
Hey Frank;
Lighten up.
Whats more important TX football or a 50 foot wall ?
As far as Sheila Jackson-Lee is concerned maybe ya'll down in texas ought to look into some serious redistricting.
What is curious though is her last name. They are constantly trying to tear down the 'Stars and Bars' but she has a moniker like that, there's an Oxymoron in there someplace.
Mark's right as usual. Jackson-Lee is Oxy and a Moron at the same time. But seriously, Jackson AND Lee in one name?
Great stuff, all. See you tomorrow. Don't miss it. Some of you are on the aircraft and heading that way, I know.
There will be lots of Texans in California this week, driving the value of the place sky. Julie, you ought to sell and get the hyakakah. Hope you all in Northern California are drying out and the water is subsiding. We know about floods here, for sure.
Me, I won't be invading Kalifornia. I will hanging out with the press at the ranch and pulling for the Horns from in front of my tube.
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