And the best part is you're not even lying, except the dog part.
Grr | Homepage | 03.31.05 - 8:50 pm | #

Dr. Mandrake, the archduke of Ann Arbor hating

ahem?
ann arbor is overrated | 03.31.05 - 9:25 pm | #

Well, AAIO, I consider you the Great Satan of Ann Arbor hating. Doesn't that sound better?
Dave | Homepage | 03.31.05 - 11:05 pm | #

that'll do.
ann arbor is overrated | 04.01.05 - 2:00 am | #

Now the question is, should I post this on Craigslist? Bwahaha...
Dave | Homepage | 04.01.05 - 9:23 am | #

Duh, of course you should!
Grr | Homepage | 04.02.05 - 1:07 pm | #

You should create three versions. 1) A real ad that you would hope would attract the kind of girl you want, 2) This bitter-sounding ad, 3) An ad for casual encounters (best if you can say something like, "I'm looking for someone to tie up, who won't try to tie me down". Then keep track of which gets the most/best responses.
Anna | 04.05.05 - 1:20 pm | #

Now that would be an interesting science experiment.
Dave | Homepage | 04.06.05 - 6:43 pm | #

You run something like this again, and I'm going to have to tell Ann Arbor about your cool command of the bar scene.
Alan Gutierrez | Homepage | 04.09.05 - 6:33 pm | #