...that is one sick country.
Brilliant...
Nicely done! :D
Yeah, ya think that's bad? Here's sumthin' really fucked up about that place...no beer! Hottest muthafukn' desert country in the fuckin' planet and NO BREWERIES...I mean what the fuck is that? You spend all day in the hot sun runnin' a contract to cap some mook's ass and you can't even get a cold brewski at the end of the day...totally uncivilized man.. You just can't trust a country that ain't got its own beer.
But hey Jack, gunz is cheap...you can get a nice lil' 9mm Austrian pop gun for a couple hundred and there ain't no licence or none of that other squat-to-pee shit we got here. Lil' muthafukkn' kids runnin' around most towns playing cowboys and infidels with real Berettas...whished we coulda had that back in the "hood" when we wuz kids...man dats one fucked up country dude!
Man, nicely done.
Hilarious. I could eat one of those Infidel burgers right now.
Excellent selection for a repost Paul. I know its one of your favorites, and I certainly enjoyed writing it.
I always wanted to write a sequal entitled "Riyadh Dogs", "Kill Betzalel" or "Jackie Burka", but I haven't gotten round to it.
Hash is pretty good in Saudi thats for sure and if your caught with it you certainly will not punished to any extent because (I'm guessing) your a whitey or Canadian/American/Westerner. If your a Saudi with wasta (connections) your good to go if not your screwed- if your a TCN (Third Country National- i.e. Indian subcontinent or Phillipines) you are also pretty screwed
Funny thing about burgers in Saudi is that they are all called beefburgers which if you think about it makes more sense.
I haven't heard about the firearms deal that WLM Redux is talking about but guns are very difficult to get licences for- if your a Bedu or have wasta its good to go. But it would suprise me if they have an underground market like Canada where handguns are fairly cheap.
It certainly is quite the country- the Magic Kingdom- but it's probably one of best countries on earth for road trips and car camping- wouldn't mind living there one day again. Shame about the lack of breweries but that's what Bahrain is for eh?
... and for watching young maidens "jump" from apartments, girls burn alive in schools because they don't have the hijab on, and discussions on television as to "how hard to beat" your wife ... and of course Thursday afternoon executions.
Yep ... nice place; if you're a world travelling "Lonely Planet" type Westerner who thinks just about anything is quaint.
Quaint!
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