I believe that "Batphone" should be written "bonephone" for technical clarity and precision.
And what happens if you're wearing trousers that might bunch up while sitting leading to a "pants tent"? Will the cops have to pat you down to verify the legitimacy of the erection? Talk about sexual harrassment.
That's a pretty stiff argument you make, Dennis.
I'll shy away from the boner jokes but I gotta say, Dude, you're frickin hilarious! Loved the post.
Commenting by HaloScan
