If Owen had done it; the ribs would already have been barbequed.
Owen's not guilty. NOT GUILTY! I can account for his every minute. Well, except for when I can't. But he couldn't have murdered Dennis Pork!
Oh wait. Pork? All right. In that case, it's a possibility.
Holy monkey ... you have me in stitches right now. Classic. I think Dennis Pork and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog may have been separated at birth, from this.
Partying with loose female puppets and Michael Irvin ...
Owen and Ice Cube in the same movie. Instant Hollywood classic.
Wow, what an appropriate winner. A cowardly wingnut joke blogger too afraid to use his own name for a joke blogger conference filled with name-brand cowardly wingnuts swilling fear.
Oink.
What happened to the dildos and hookers??
Great Balls of Crank!
....thought he was a skinny pig 
Wow, what an appropriate loser. A cowardly commentor too afraid to use his/her own name for a critical comment from a person filled with too much bile over something so small.
Snort.
Funny. How a person with no name so boldly calls a person with no name a coward.
Is Dennis Pork safe enough to eat? Don't tell the Islamists.
"if you are blogging about a conference about blogging, send me your e-mail address so I can send you a picture of what a naked woman looks like."
Dennis,
I have not yet blogged about a conference about blogging. I have, however, blogged about blogging about a conference about blogging. So... what can you send me?
I can see a naked woman any day. So that offer doesn't work for me.
Nice try chuckles, but I'm not "Booger of the Year" now, am I? Big boots require big balls, so buck up and face it that Yorkie's would get lost in that pile of snort.
I just don't understand why anyone finds "Dennis York" amusing. He's just not funny -- unless you're 15 years old.
I don't get it.
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