Actually I'm sure I could. I mean, if Madonna and Pam Anderson can....
But I WOULDN'T.
Hope you find some good people to fill those plots.
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01.14.05 - 9:13 am | #
LOL! I was raised by the kookiest people you'll ever meet ...I still have some sanity ...but definitely affected. I feel for you. ...Maybe you could write one childrens book ..for your parents ...surprise them with it for Christmas
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01.14.05 - 9:23 am | #
Hey, I live about fifteen minutes away from your parents! (I'm in Deerfield Beach, but only for another two weeks. Then I move back up north.)
My husband's grandparents don't get the blog thing, either. They think he's "writing articles" and they tell people this. Then again, when they found out that he'd gone fishing on a friend's boat, they also started telling people that he was giving up golf and becoming a fisherman. Sometimes I think the wheel's turning but the hamster's dead.
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01.14.05 - 10:04 am | #
Sorry I can't help take the "real estate" off your hands. No, no I am not sorry! What was I thinking? What I meant to say is I am not Jewish and now I would like to add, I'm not dead and don't plan on being so any time soon. Anyhow, while you are planning out the sale of said "real estate", you might want to mention how quiet the neighbors are.
Lois Lane
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01.14.05 - 11:32 am | #
Your parents don't happen to speak Greek, do they? Because I'll be damned if they don't sound like my parental units, and it'd be just like them to not mention my having a sister...
CT |
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01.14.05 - 2:04 pm | #
great website! fun to read. easy to dance to! wonderful.
Pratt |
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01.14.05 - 4:27 pm | #
Shit, my parents just finally invested in an answering machine! Talk about behind the times. And I wouldn't even try to explain the blog thing, way to out there for them. One thing at a time. =)
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01.14.05 - 6:51 pm | #
Oh shit, cemetary plots in Jersey, I think your parents have been in the sun too long. And where would you place the ads for them? And would you require visual inspection for certification. And, oh never mind.
Princess Wildcow |
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01.14.05 - 10:10 pm | #
turn your plots into Summer picnic timeshares. yep, charge people to have picnics on a nice grassy area. frisbee anyone?
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01.14.05 - 11:21 pm | #
Love your new song and love your blog. I read some of the 50 things about you. Regarding killing your fish, I recommend Sea-Monkeys. I'm not kidding. I'm loving them! (My friend Carly's were mating AT THE OFFICE yesterday (see my blog, if you have a minute).
Laurie |
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01.15.05 - 12:37 pm | #
My dad has a glass eye and his brother is the country version of Kramer - beat that.
In my dreams I am Elaine, but taller.
For the record, your blog is kick ass. Come see my attempt at humor.
tish
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01.15.05 - 2:49 pm | #
I think there must be something in the Florida sun that turns parents of grown children into raving lunatics. Having spent time in Deerfield AND Delray Beach last month, I totally get where you're coming from. Thankfully, we got out of dodge before the behaviours manifested themselves permanently in us.
BTW, your blog is wonderful. I'm adding it to my must-reads list. Thanks!
Carmi |
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01.15.05 - 4:00 pm | #
I know that my parents come from a different planet and they only live 3 blocks south of me. Sell those damned plots already! Wow. free cash via strange parents. My dream come true!
P.S.
mom and dad, I love you with all of my heart and mean everything I say with respect to your wisdom and your love. thanks.
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01.15.05 - 7:05 pm | #
children's books?!? No way - couldn't do it. 
LOL! I was raised by the kookiest people you'll ever meet ...I still have some sanity ...but definitely affected. I feel for you. ...Maybe you could write one childrens book ..for your parents ...surprise them with it for Christmas
Hey, I live about fifteen minutes away from your parents! (I'm in Deerfield Beach, but only for another two weeks. Then I move back up north.)
Sorry I can't help take the "real estate" off your hands. No, no I am not sorry! What was I thinking? What I meant to say is I am not Jewish and now I would like to add, I'm not dead and don't plan on being so any time soon. Anyhow, while you are planning out the sale of said "real estate", you might want to mention how quiet the neighbors are. 
Your parents don't happen to speak Greek, do they? Because I'll be damned if they don't sound like my parental units, and it'd be just like them to not mention my having a sister...
great website! fun to read. easy to dance to! wonderful.
Shit, my parents just finally invested in an answering machine! Talk about behind the times. And I wouldn't even try to explain the blog thing, way to out there for them. One thing at a time. =)
Oh shit, cemetary plots in Jersey, I think your parents have been in the sun too long. And where would you place the ads for them? And would you require visual inspection for certification. And, oh never mind.
Ha!! Hilarious.
Love your new song and love your blog. I read some of the 50 things about you. Regarding killing your fish, I recommend Sea-Monkeys. I'm not kidding. I'm loving them! (My friend Carly's were mating AT THE OFFICE yesterday (see my blog, if you have a minute).
My dad has a glass eye and his brother is the country version of Kramer - beat that.
I think there must be something in the Florida sun that turns parents of grown children into raving lunatics. Having spent time in Deerfield AND Delray Beach last month, I totally get where you're coming from. Thankfully, we got out of dodge before the behaviours manifested themselves permanently in us.
I know that my parents come from a different planet and they only live 3 blocks south of me. Sell those damned plots already! Wow. free cash via strange parents. My dream come true! 