And I'm sure he was very professional and never, ever mentioned to his entire neighborhood that he saw Last Girl On Earth's (you know, from Mountain Stage!!) bare ass and other private parts! Right?
nat | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 9:03 am | #

some how in my groggy state of mind I would have found a way to reach up from the table and bitch slapped the guy somehow - fan or not
TheFunkyCowboy | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 10:33 am | #

A gyno doctor once told my wife, "Just relax, this instrument is not even the size of a man's penis."

She told me she responded, "A man's penis isn't cold and metallic."
Mr. L | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 12:13 pm | #

Oh, Last Girl, how AWFUL! Those types of things are bad enough without all the "exposure"! (P.S. I'm blind as a bat too.)
Muppet | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 1:57 pm | #

Just wanted to let you Last Girl Fans know....

select songs from "Bigger Is Always Better" and "Acoustic, OK?" are in rotation on the Live365 station Rismixlive. (http://www.rismixlive.com). I just heard "Then I'll Really Love You" playing, and "Alone" is currently #6 on the Top Rated Songs of the week.

COOL!
nat | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 2:18 pm | #

One word comes to mind anyway you slice it: Ouch. This is where a bit of anonymity comes in handy.
Janet | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 2:43 pm | #

omg, that would be so embarrassing!! you poor thing!!
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 3:34 pm | #

that's a good one. thanks for sharing and "re-living" the experience for us one more time. heh.
mundaneDan | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 5:09 pm | #

That sucketh huge.
Robin Alexa | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 6:37 pm | #

Yikes! As if that experience wasn't going to be uncomfortable enough!
Jay | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 6:40 pm | #

omg i can only imagine....at least he didn't ask you for your autograph.....
Amanda (your favorite rockstar | 02.21.05 - 8:06 pm | #

Nat: I couldn't show my bare ass in neighbood EVER again! Thanks so much for letting me know about Resmix. SOMEBODY loves me! YIPPEE!!!

Cowboy: I tried, but the drugs had taken effect!

Mr.L VERY funny!

Muppet:
I knew we were kindred spirits!

Janet: You said it!

Dawn: Thanks for the sympathy!

Dan: Hope you "enjoyed" my agony!

Robin: You saideth!

Jay: Hope I NEVER have to go throught THAT again!

Amanda: I would have sued him! (How have you been?)
Last Girl On Earth | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 10:36 pm | #

great. i'll e-mail u sometime soon
Amanda (your favorite rockstar | 02.21.05 - 10:57 pm | #

OH.....MY....GAWD. I have died right there. And what is up with them making you WALK to the operating room? Were they out of chairs?
Grins | Homepage | 02.21.05 - 11:40 pm | #

It's experiences like that which build character, right?
Dave | Homepage | 02.22.05 - 9:23 am | #

Grins: I think they were totally out of their MINDS. Maybe they were walking behind me giggleing. I wouldn't know because I WAS BLIND!

Dave: Or hair on your chest?
Last Girl On Earth | Homepage | 02.22.05 - 10:39 am | #

And the final kicker here is that men cannot relate, unless they've had a colonoscopy or something invasive like that. How many times would they put up with having their "packages" out in full view of anyone who walked by in the room?

Both times I gave birth, I noticed how many people walked in, out, and around the area where my bare ass and "hoo hoo" were in full view. And sometimes they INTRODUCE you to these people. "Nat, this is Dr. Stickafingerinthere, and he's going to just take a peek." OH SURRRRE. Step right up! Everyone take a number!
nat | Homepage | 02.22.05 - 11:16 am | #

Nat: Not having had kids, I hadn't even thought about that! OMG...You really CAN RELATE! Thanks for pointing that out to me! I now have additional respect for my girfriends with kids!

BTW, I'm going to put up a new post early tomorrow. We got back from Woodstock late last night. 3 songs away from finishing our mixes for the new CD. (so close...) Sounding GREAT!!!
Last Girl On Earth | Homepage | 02.22.05 - 11:49 am | #

is this standard procedure everywhere, or just west virginia?

i might still be in my happy place after this.
brando | Homepage | 02.22.05 - 9:47 pm | #

Nat: It's true!! When my wife was in the delivery room, various family members were turning up at the hospital. EVERY ONE of them was walked right into the room. Her sister, my brother, my father, you name it!
Mr. L | Homepage | 02.22.05 - 10:28 pm | #

Nat: I was just about to post, "You clearly have never had a baby!" to Last Girl. The only difference is, when you're in labor you really don't give a shit who is in the room. You just want that kid OUT, fast!

Last Girl: You were in Woodstock? That's where my daughter is living with her dad.
panthergirl | Homepage | 02.22.05 - 11:49 pm | #

Brandon: I HOPE it's only in W.VA!

Mr. L: Did they at least come into the room baring gifts?

Panthergirl: Looks like we have a least one more trip up there. We are 3 songs away from finishing my album mixes!!! (So damn close! I want it finished already. I FEEL like I'm about to have a baby!!!)
Last Girl On Earth | Homepage | 02.23.05 - 12:28 am | #

Gifts? No, just a kind of stunned look - surprised that they were let in on "the experience". They all mostly just stammered an awkward greeting and got out as fast as they could! This hospital had a very "open concept" thing going...

Panthergirl is right - my wife didn't care who was there...she was way too busy to worry about it!
Mr. L | Homepage | 02.23.05 - 11:43 pm | #

I just did a spit take reading that! And I was drinking milk. Uh.. thanks?
chenoah | Homepage | 02.24.05 - 12:00 am | #