Holy Geebus what the hell is that computer smokin!! UNC AND South Carolina U at the top? Stephen Garcia?!?! What the hell is going on.
Clem | 08.15.08 - 12:38 pm | #

The Ultimate Computer Systems ranking is awesome.....ly fucking retarded - and not in a sweet downs syndrome retarded kind of way. It is kind of retardism that makes parents curse their functioning sexual organs. I literally feel like my brain went impotent the moment I gazed up this steaming pile of aborted baby garbage.
slingle | 08.15.08 - 1:42 pm | #

LOL
Chili | Homepage | 08.15.08 - 1:46 pm | #

My head just fucking exploded, would rather give odds on a tag team goat fucking competition than read that poll again.
Mytractoraintsexy | 08.15.08 - 2:26 pm | #

Mytractor.....so you go to Whitmire often for those bets?
Clem | 08.15.08 - 3:38 pm | #

"By far the most talented team in the 'Atl'.QB Harper set records last year. RBs Spiller and Davis great. WR Kelly great. 8 back on D gave only 18 per in conf."

I think all credibility flew out the window when he thought that we were located in Atlanta. Fucking idiot. I don't really understand most of the gibberish he wrote.
Willy Mac | Homepage | 08.15.08 - 7:20 pm | #

Clem.Everyone knows those competions are exclusive to Iva.
Mytractoraintsexy | 08.16.08 - 11:54 am | #

Willy, I think he meant the atlantic division. But nobody abbreviates atlantic so he's still retarded.
grips | 08.18.08 - 8:52 am | #

The UCS is the Simple Jack of retarded preseason polls . . . it goes full retard.
Lawtonfunk | 08.19.08 - 11:47 am | #

Everybody knows you NEVER go full retard.
Walker | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 1:09 pm | #