OMG
I'm totally LMAO right now.
Good show, my friend.
That was good. I especially like the model-esque lip pursing in his pictures. Can't wait to see this kid in action (on the bench) come November!
Haha, this is one of the funniest things I've read in awhile. I like his version of "blue steel" in his pics.
Pretty much right on the money guys. I'm a Virginia student, Clemson fan, and pretty much amazed taht this kid can even function.
Story in point:
It's 2am on a monday night/ tuesday morning. A friend frantically pounds on my door, waking me up, to use my printer. As we are innocently printing away, a strange and horrid smell wafts down the hallway. Peter Lalich, drunk and high as a kite, come sauntering down the hall of my dorm. Not only is it a girl's hall, but it is not even his dorm.
I am greeted with a cry of "I didn't know you lived here!" (We had been acquainted briefly before.) As a concerned fan of the football team, I asked him to please please please tell me that tomorrow was his day off. It wasn't. Here is some of the drunken babble spouted off to me:
"I'ma go play NCAA 08. I'm in that game, but I'm the wrong number."
"My hand hurts from the sack I took against NC State. And it's cold."
The Winner:
PL: "I'm tryin' to go smoke a joint. You wanna hit it?"
Me: "No, I'm trying to hit my bed. It's 2AM and I have class at 9."
PL: "I'm tryingaaa do that too!"
The idiot proceeds to jump in my bed and pass out. At this point I was so inherently angry that I did everything in my power to wake him up. I ended up climbing in beside him and, using the wall as leverage, bodily push him out onto the floor. My immediate thought was "Shit, I killed our backup QB!" Then, I pummeled him with a pillow until he woke up.
Now that I think about it, I doubt he was really passed out; probably just didn't want to walk all the way back to whatever hellhole he came from. I had just gotten him out the door when my RA, who had heard all the racket, came to investigate. My only answer was:
It's 2 AM, do you know where your backup QB is?
2wahoo: that story is so hot it could have been printed in the pages of Penthouse.
Why the he'll isn't he playin NCAA 2009 instead of 08? Whatta loser
Very nice 2wahoo, very nice addition.
Also, Willy Mac dropping the bomb on this post. You have brought honor to yourself, your family, and your blog.
Damn, you guys got insiders in Hooville!
Brilliant. All BS aside WillyMac you have real talent as a comedy writer. Remember us all when you hit the big-time.
I'll admit this is funny, but Chili is funny quality control around here. I'm still learning how to take what I do/say when I'm drunk and put it into words to pull it off on this site.
get a life..pete is the man. id love to see you play football you twat
this is an absolute bs made up joke to anyone that actually knows peter lalich. stop writing messed up articles about talented athletes who are human just like you.
I think Willy Mac makes it clear the article is a complete fabrication.
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