The Sci Fi Catholic Yak Module
"Unicorns are just so smarmy and so uppity, and besides, they hog all the good virgins."
In my experience, women generally prefer furry creatures to huge scaly misshapen fire-breathing misers. (Not that I'm an expert on women...) The only thing in your favor is that unicorns are generally dirt-poor.
On the other hand, the unicorn-turned-bad that you describe sounds awfully like a dragon himself. Flesh-eating, fire-breathing, misanthropic - it and you are no doubt kindred spirits.
Histor
P.S. Tell Frederick that maybe, just maybe, unicorns should try to mate with female unicorns rather than female humans.
I relayed your comment to Frederick. He blushed through his snowy white fur and replied with a harrumph that the relationship between unicorns and virgins "is nothing like that." This may surprise you, but I believe him, being a hoarder of virgins myself.
And don't you dare ever suggest I have anything in common with a unicorn. Ever.
I'll take your word about the unicorn/virgin thing, Snuffles.
If you don't like being compared to a unicorn, let me put it another way: the unicorn in Reid's story has a lot in common with you.
By the way, if I feel like comparing you to a unicorn, I will - though next time I'll do so in a 5-page, single-spaced research paper, with proper footnotes and bibliography. That way, I'll be able to prove my assertion well beyond any reasonable doubt.
Histor
That was one of the most disturbing reviews I've ever read...and really funny. Are they all like this?
ooh...conversion story I love those!
oh, before I get too sidetracked. I see you already know about SOV2, well che's alter ego over at the secret site is demanding that you review his play The Bananas of Revenge
Have fun 
Hey! Super review, Snuffles. But you missed the whole angle about how Raynd & Rose battling each other is emblematic of how the patriarchical oppressive male society tricks some womyn into being dupes so that they can fight liberated womyn and try to take away their choices.
Oh, by the way, please review Ché's Bananas of Revenge thing.
Hang ten!
dang.. that is one multi-taking unicorn..
*tasking.
I can't type.
Whoa, an explosion of comments. How come Snuffles gets all this attention and I don't?
Sorry you were disturbed, Christina. I, uh, can't keep track of Snuffles while I'm out of the house...but I'll get right on Che''s (is that how you make that possessive?) play. I'm not sure when I can review it, but hopefully tomorrow night.
Anyway, thanks everyone for the conversation here--sorry for the lack of posts over the last couple of days. I've been in the field--and I've gotten sidetracked myself.
P.S., Histor, if you write that essay, please post it and send us the link. I'm sure we'll all have fun making fun of Snuffles with it.
P.P.S., brilliant, Fr. Tim! I bet Snuffles never thought to read it that way, but I believe you're right! You must have read this comic yourself--don't forget how Raynd's people were slaughtered by Caucasian real estate developers.
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