I did a "(name) needs" search for myself and the very first listing was-
Truevyne needs a sperm donor. LOLOL
truevyne | 10.13.05 - 1:20 pm | #

Sigh. I have such a strange, and strangely spelled name, all it came back with was, "No matches. Did you mean Zephyr needs?
mamageph | Homepage | 10.13.05 - 5:36 pm | #

Truevyne, that's hilarious!

Mamageph, how about your middle name? I had the same issue. I had to spell my oddly-spelled name more traditionally so that I could get a few more results.
thicket dweller | Homepage | 10.14.05 - 9:47 am | #

Bard needs improvement.
Bard needs to leave now.
Bard need our help.
Bard needs to present external evidence of Hemingway's knowledge.
Bard needs to be groomed.
Bard needs to be arrested and tried.
Bard needs to leave the country.
Bard | Homepage | 10.14.05 - 1:28 pm | #

Oh, yeah, I'm doing this one...give me a minute. Bard, don't leave the country! Well, not right away anyway.
pensive wanderer | Homepage | 10.15.05 - 2:18 am | #

Oh, yeah. When ARE you going to share that cake recipe? (And it better be a good one--google famous and all. *grin*)
TulipGirl | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 10:01 pm | #