"The color red is offensive to the color-blind. Also bees can't see it. I demand a braille version of this post."


Gravatar Awesome and so on target. Please leave it up for a few days so all of the people I've forwarded it to get a chance to read it. Great Job!!!


Gravatar Good job! Keep it up.


Gravatar Awesome....the picture here at the end is outstanding....


Gravatar Hey L.A,

Merry Winter Celebratory Season to you and the entire Dick List family. Now where are the fucking Adriana Lima pics?


Gravatar Good on ya! Leave it up for as long as you can. Happy Christmas..!.


Gravatar Fantastic....just e-mailed it to friends and relatives!!


Gravatar Stolen, er ...appropriated from The Peoples Cube. (What the Hell, I wrote it)

The True Meaning of Xmas, from the ACLU
By Hillary
12/13/2005, 8:39 am

'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the Land

The ACLU lawyers schemed and they planned......

St. Nicholas was hung on the lamp post with care

In hopes that the Christians would get a big scare.

The children were drugged with their Ritalin meds

While the Pledge of Allegiance was offically proclaimed dead.

With Momma and I working , there'll be no relaxing

'Cause the Federal government wasn't done taxing.

When out at the courthouse there arose such a clatter

The ACLU trotted out their atheist mad hatter.

"There'll be no more Christmas" they said in a flash

and no their client won't settle for cash.

"1st Ammendment!" cawed the barristers, just like a crow!

"Seperation, church and state! It's in there you know!"

When , what to my wondering eyes should appear?

An appellate Judge, from the Ninth Circut, my dear!

With a commie opinion, so stupid and slick

a normal person would be considered mentally sick.

More rabid than beagles, his law clerks they came

And he gavelled, and shouted and called them by name;

Now, Chavez! Now, Marx! Now, Engels! Now, Lenin!

On Castro! On Brezhnev! On Khrushev! On Stalin!

Remove the Menorah candles and Manger stall,

Now stash away, stash away, stash away all!

They spoke not a word and went straight to work

For Hannukkah and Christmas were only for jerks!

They gave us the finger and thumbed us their nose.

There is no freaking God! The ACLU knows!

Now Christmas is gone, you can all go and whistle

Who cares if the ACLU are like thorns on a thistle.

But I heard them exclaim as they slunk outta sight

"Litigation to all, go screw all your rights!"


Gravatar Rest assured that you will be in my dweams and I will be remebowing you! This is far and away the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time and it's a sure bet I'll be back to visit often, hope you'll do the same.


Gravatar ACLU as favas...!


Gravatar Have a very merry Christmas, from all your friends at Rottweiler Puppy.


Gravatar Mr. Interventor: You must see weblog "Antizopilote tk"


Gravatar You must see "Zapaterolandia"


Gravatar I didnt know that you allowed beaners on here.


Gravatar Zapatero is Peter Sellers in film "The Party", 1.966


Gravatar Y'all're insane.

"I Hate Political Correctness" by Alexander S. Peak:
http://atsquish.blogspot.com/ 200...orrectness.html

"This is the story of how the ACLU DIDN’T steal Christmas" by Fran Quigley:
http://www.southbendtribune.com/...N/ CAT=Opinion05

"All I Want For Christmas Is To End This Stupid War" by Jonathan David Morris:
http://www.freeliberal.com/archi...ves/ 001730.html

Please read these three things. Thanks.

Love,
Alex


Gravatar Jamal Zougam.....Scapegoat in a plot?


Gravatar i am sorry, mariano fernandez bermejo


Gravatar injustificables detenciones de musulmanes




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