"Jewish people driving German cars; environmentalists driving Hummers."
Monkeys flying.
I don't know why they still make those cars; the SUV gravy train is over, Baby.
Upon reflection, I wouldn't worry about this: they tell me that women love men with large carbon footprints.
My father, coining a phrase I actually thought was As Funny As He Thought It Was (better, in point of fact), while I fretted about my "carbon footprint," by which I meant [being an environmentalist skeptic] potential wastefulness: "well, just stop stepping in all that carbon."
Don't listen to those Starbucks Comrades. You can say with your hand on your heart that you were just trying to make a better world for the plants and algae.
After all, what's a Californian Redwood if it isn't a photosynthetic equivalent of a Cadillac Escalade? Talk about an oxygen footprint...
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