Hey! I said exactly the same thing as that guy a few posts down!
LYT | Homepage | 11.23.05 - 9:21 pm | #

Odd, innit?
David N. Scott | Homepage | 11.23.05 - 9:38 pm | #

A few ideas for step #2:

-don a fedora

-plug Halliburton

-remind readers you're a member of the Motion Picture Academy

-say "Religion of Peace? Heh. Indeed!"

-Let my Johnson hang out to dry

-sell blood and/or other fluids

-reference my young child in order to gain the moral high ground

-realize that a popular electronic game was based on my surname, and sue, without ever noticing any irony
LYT | Homepage | 11.23.05 - 10:43 pm | #

I vote for

Pay cheerleaders to do embarressing things in a bar!

Instant Publicity!
Julie Scott | Homepage | 11.23.05 - 11:07 pm | #

i couldn't get to the rest on the links on this post because i got sucked in to the OSM site, then to stop the ACLUe, then to sites for border patrol reform....I'm so aggravated right now, I need to go outstide and have a smoke. (can't smoke in the new place) Now, it's snowing outside and I'm in my PJs, but I'm still going out; that's how whipped up I am about the ACLU and illegial aliens...

be back later to finish the rest of the links you so generously provided on this post
LiquiDiamonds | 11.24.05 - 6:42 am | #

Wow. Smoking in the snow. I've barely even SEEN snow.
David N. Scott | Homepage | 11.24.05 - 10:41 am | #