Have you noticed the cost of whiskey soaring in recent months? Harper's Index posits the average cost of a liter of Gut Brown has risen some 154% since Bush took office. This is unacceptable. As whiskey manufacturers reap record profits, the average man is forced to return to that still in the cave out back behind the field and fire up the old machine. It's cold in the cave too. Drinking whiskey in a cave makes you meaner too, as opposed to store-bought whiskey hidden in your den, and so really the Bush administration is making the average man meaner.
Any whisky makes me mean, but that runs in my family...
Yeah, more on the right. Less overall.
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