I had feared this.
Now there is evidence. Pictured is a shrine to the Lords Of The Cone, a hyper secret sect with global power.
And today I must drive two hundred miles on their territory. Their powers are stiring. Across the nation, behemoths of machinery are ripping the metal off our roads, digesting it for their secret purposes, whilst following monsters lay smoking hot blacktop, rolling it and ministering to it a tenderly as a green-keeper on the golf course.
Priests of their faith, wielding immense power, control the masses, with totems of 'go', and 'stop'.
Their vision of the new world approaches closer.
I plan to maximise my chances of undisrupted travel, by carrying recognition signs.
I'll strap a broad black tar-rake to the roof, dangle a hi-vis yellow jacket from the visor...wear my steely boots.
Maybe they'll let me through.
I think these are brilliant, suspect you'll like them:
http://www.hubcapcreatures.com/
Right.
I believe you have what we need here:
I will take 30 of those rounded hubcap thingies. Perfect for constructing breast plates........
mmm - how about 10 of those orange pointed hat items...they will serve us well on reconnaissance missions as camouflage.....
a few road signs for diverting the enemy to places off the beaten track......
and, ummm.....exactly what are those metal rods leaning against the back wall ??? I believe the sisterhood is always in need of a few well made rods.........
Don't forget the vestments ...
It isnt what it seems....
while His fartness stops the traffic his litle "assistant" sneaks around and "nicks" the hub caps.
They are hoping for a world wide shortage and then BAM... profit from selling the only 1957 morrie minor hub cap left in the world.
Very post-modernist. Latest thing in House and Garden I am sure.
vestments are for priests .....
we are a post-modernist, deconstructionism, neo-classical, modern sisterhood devoted to high pointy heels, embracing sexual harassment, bust enhancing brassieres (cheaper than surgery) and shorter skirts while battling our true enemies: frumpy housecoats and flats (as in shoes with no heels)......
we are quite skilled at modern warfare, expertly planning attacks aimed at blocking modern routes of transportation of goods and services. We are most skilled at diverting road workers' attentions. We aim to liberate all sisters still trapped in the bondage of servitude to antiquated notions of propriety, husbandry and life without make-up.
Any further questions ?
"Any further questions ?"
Ironed my shirt yet?
No dear fart.........first I must strap on my brassiere for a better valley of cleavage, hike up my skirt and don my 4" Jimmy Choo stilettos ........ then if you insist ......you may take out the ironing board and heat up the iron.......... i will enjoy sitting back, crossing and uncrossing my long legs whilst watching you attempt the task yourself ........
oops! watch those fingers mate ...... you wouldn't want to get burned by the sisterhood now would you ?? Irons are hot metal ......
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