i hate it when that happens!
uhhh....
no
I found myself wondering if there's an analogous female experience. I guess not, eh?
Literally that is the urinating equivalent of breaking for the door to a tomb which is resealing itself. Shaking off any excess drops would be the corollary to reaching back under the door to pick up your fallen fedora.
However, peeing with the hiccups is roughly equal to trying to slip into lightspeed while being shot at.
You see what I mean? Adventure.
the experience is the same for women, but they also have to fit in the wiping.
I hope you don't mind if I join in. I'm a friend of blogger Jen and came this way thanks to your dogs.
I have form of this due to co-workers and random pals who like to pee and yap. For instance, I'm comfortably perched and ready to wee when I hear a gal coming in getting ready to talk to me after recognizing my feet, at which point I have to try to break away from the zone before I'm locked into dialogue over dribbling streams. It's mania, I tell you.
Truly your life is the existential struggle of the everyman.
When there isn't anyone else in the bathroom, Is ee how many times I can trigger it while I pee. It's sort of an endurance thing. Like, how long can a keep the stream flowing, 2 flushes, 3?
In the handicapped stalls at work, there is a sensor that ostensibly tells when someone has lifted their buttocks off of the seat and away from the act of urinating/pooping. This is handy in that it means you need not touch anything to flush, but sometimes a pain when you wish to courtesy flush or, alternatively, not make a sound while someone else is in there but you need to tie your shoes or something else that necessitates leaning forward.
Man why did I go into Basil Exposition mode right there.
1. New people are always welcome!
2. I'm'a try McGuigan's version if I remember the next time I'm in there.
dude, I do this every day. This is almost, but not quite, as much of an adventure as the old 'how far back can you stand from the urinal' activity. 2 feet? 3 feet? 10 FEET?
whoa. clearly the guys have way more fun in the bathroom than the ladies.
i would trade seeing how far i could pee for sideways glances to-see-whos-hotter any day
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE TOILET RACE.
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