I'm allergic to allergy medication. This never ceases to amaze and frustrate me. So, have fun with your "relief" and "easy breathing" you diamond shoe'd JERK.
yeah, I said it.
My friend referred to pollen as plant semen in a story he's working on.
Man, I'm not sure where I stand on allergies.
On the one hand, they suck and people are obviously debilitated sometimes and it doesn't really have a bearing on their worth and strength as a human being.
On the other hand, all those fucking commercials for the fucking prescription meds in their myriad forms just makes me want to take all whiny allergy sufferers and stuff them in a woodchipper full of pine pollen, ragweed, and hay made of pampas grass.
I have rage issues.
didn't this come up on the old jon blog a while ago? and we determined that seeds are not plant eggs, but rather plant fetuses?
yea but its more fun to think of it as plants jizzing in your eyes
how many french people do you have to snort before it stops the drip? Un? Deux? TROIS?
I apparently have allergies now, too. Fuck allergies. I feel like Woody Allen all the damn time. The best is when it feels like your eyeballs are about to explode.
The other sign of spring in San Francisco is that mating season will begin.
Happy hunting.
Mating season? But my winter plumage is still coming in, and also I haven't gathered enough shiny items for placement around the entrance to my burrow.
I was going to say something but I scrolled all the way down, and all I can think of now is
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