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Jonny where have you been all my life? I missed you in 'Cuse, I missed you in NYC, and I miss you in general. Drop a monkey a line when you get a chance, will you?
Cheers,
Keeza
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02.24.05 - 12:36 pm | #
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it...really doesn't matter to the tearing
The blue triangle diagram seems to suggest that either visibility or extent to which the toilet paper happens to be idly resting against the still-rolled sheets is going to be relevant, but all that matters is the tangential force applied to the roll by way of the tautness of the sheets, which is symmetric with regard to the orientation of the roll, and all your pro-overhanging lies won't change that.
But those of us who are truly concerned about the environment can eliminate waste entirely, by deftly anchoring an underhung roll with the back of the hand while tearing. I'd like to see you do that, overhang lover. You who think you're so much better just because you're more overly hung than the rest of us. You'll pay. Oh yes. When I reorient all your paper towels!!!* Mwahahahaha!
*unless you have one of those side-standing dealies. You do, don't you? Fuck.
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02.25.05 - 1:36 am | #
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Evan knows where it's at.
edgewalker |
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02.25.05 - 3:16 am | #
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i prefer under, actually. it really depends on the location and configuration of your toilet paper holder.
dennis |
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02.25.05 - 6:26 am | #
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LIES, ALL LIES
CALUMNY
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02.25.05 - 12:11 pm | #
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