Regarding #3: I just yank 'em. It hurts and makes you cry once or twice, but after that, it ain't no thang and you learn to kinda like it.
No way, man, that's what the scissors on my Swiss Army Knife are for.
See, that's my least favorite part of Swiss Army Knives. Too many people do very personal trimmings with the scissors, and then use the bigger knife to, say, cut some cheese. Don't even get me started on the addition of tweezers/toothpicks.
About this sword thing. You were winning, right? (hahaha.)
Ha! Beard trimmers are the way to go. Plus they have so many other uses! Have a cat? Small rodent? Plus they come with cute little attattcheteettements which do god knows what really. Its fantastic.
Alyssa, you'll be happy to know I actually lost the tweezers/toothpick on my Swiss Army knife many, many years ago.
I was winning that swordfight, Ashley, amazingly enough.
(can we get some more girls with "A" names to post here)
(let's see how far we can continue this trend)
I hate it when cops break up my bonfires. What killjoys.
Last summer we were toasting marshmallows with 6 year olds, and they made us put it out. We knew exactly which crotchety old person wanted to deny the 6 year olds their fun, and we stood in a big circle around their house (staying off their property of course) and just stared. We really freaked her out.
What exactly is organically-shaped? Is it shaped by organic processes? Shaped like something organic? Or--oh, wait, did you mean shaped like a particular ORGAN? What does that say about all the organically grown vegetables I've been buying? Yikes...
It was ... the outline of the sword was kind of like a cross between a squash and a dolphin. Also it had a hole through it, near the top. No idea why. It was a pretty good sword, though! Man, dreams are rad.
" See, that's my least favorite part of Swiss Army Knives. Too many people do very personal trimmings with the scissors, and then use the bigger knife to, say, cut some cheese. Don't even get me started on the addition of tweezers/toothpicks."
What about downloading porn into the USB drive on your swiss army? I'm not making this up-- I saw it in either playboy or one of those.
I must own it.
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