In the cat one, are you allowed shoes?
NO SHOES
EXTREME
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
(dons his boxing gloves, set self on fire, steps into the cat arena)
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
SUITABLY EXTREME, DUDE
ROCK OUT
Good: Kittens!
Bad: Fire!
Ugly: Kittens on fire!
The next step is clear: sell your ideas to the Japanese while retaining distribution rights. Later, sell it to Spike TV that they may dub dirty puns in goofy voices over the footage. Then retire to a domed gold mansion on the moon filled with bulletproof Claire Forlanidroids.
And all before you're thirty!
I just ask a small consultant fee for this idea.
I *will* be the female Shark Boxing champ.
You might as well just give me the championship (dive) belt right now.
Sara, as I am also known as the Female Kickball Chupacabra, I would call you out, but as it is right now, MY LEGS ARE BROKEN AND I CANNOT BE BOTHERED.
Shark Boxing.
In CatBattle boxing shorts are standard. What of SB2k5? is there no sort of other clothes? For men, obviously, there is another hazard at play here. Given, being mauled in the down-there-secret-area or simply the leg, for instance, is still that.
Being mauled.
But.
Wait, there is no 'but.'
I recall that 'but' and leave it as the former question is the main concern.
Shorts? No Shorts?
"It's Bart (and Jon)'s Moon party from outer space, with R2D2 playin' a bass!"
How about aphasic spelling bee? Turn a bunch of folks who've recently had strokes loose on 5-7 letter spelling tasks, drop some acid, and giggle yourself to fucking death. One of my clients would 0wn this one.
oops. forgot the quote in my last one. the moon party thing was based on: "Then retire to a domed gold mansion on the moon filled with bulletproof Claire Forlanidroids."
schmuck.
KP, the question of clothing is pretty much immaterial where Shark Boxing is concerned, but standard boxing wear probably applies. You've got more important things to worry about when you're facing a shark with nothing but boxing gloves to defend yourself with. That is EXTREME.
Jeff, man, acid + giggling is not and never will be EXTREME. It's probably amusing, but "amusing" doesn't get us sponsors from the Secret Lethal X-Games.
CatBattle would not be sufficiently extreme without the Savannah...
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/1.../12cats.html?
hp
I think I like the shark one best.
But all of them are extreme and cool.
"acid + giggling is not and never will be EXTREME"
::humbled::
Hrm.
Well, what if we gave the stroke people acid instead? And for every correct letter, a small wood screw goes into a fingertip?
I think some people are confusing the meaning of an "extreme sport" with an "extreme game show". Extreme sport is shark boxing, or, possibly, Searing Acid Gelatin Wrestling. Extreme game show would be getting stroke victims fucked up on halucinogenic substances and making them spell things. And then betting on the results!
Also, an extreme game show would be one where for every right answer, you get 100 dollars, but a family member is lowered one meter closer to the pirranah tank on a rope which may break at any intermittent point, but for every WRONG answer, you recieve an electric shock to the testicles.
I suppose the trick is to get them to choose a family member you won't miss that much.
CatBattle: Tournament of Champions is completely a sport. Look at the name. It may be the very definition of sport.
I've now worried the entire office with my chortling at the replies here.
Well done.
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