BLOG PERFECTION
pseudonym | 06.10.05 - 12:17 pm | #

HUMAN: CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANY-MORE?
ZAIUS: OF COURSE YOU CAN!
HUMAN: BUT I COULDN'T BEFORE!
*PIANO SOLO*
Seung | Homepage | 06.10.05 - 2:04 pm | #

http://www.clayloomis.com/simsg289d.wav
Yishan | 06.11.05 - 12:21 pm | #

Iiiiiiiiiiiii hate ev-ery ape i see! from chimpan - a to chimpan - zee, no you'll never make a monkey out of meeeee!

*reveal statue of liberty*

Oh my god! I was wrong! It was earth! All along! you finally made a monkey!
(yes we finally made a monkey)
Yes you fineeee leee madeee a mon keeee outt offf meeeeeee!!!!!!

I love you, Dr. Zaius!
dave | 06.11.05 - 9:05 pm | #

Oops, my link from above was incorrect:

http://www.clayloomis.com/simsg289e.wav
Yishan | 06.12.05 - 8:57 pm | #