Phantom leg ache is caused by leg demons. They are pretty vengeful. Apply Dr. Liquor liberally to the afflicted area. Dance with your hands.
Toom | 09.11.05 - 3:47 pm | #

I get that when I get really tired. It's been that way for years and as far as I know, there's no explanation. I have it RIGHT NOW.
Brooklyn Jon | 09.11.05 - 11:22 pm | #

LEG DEMONS.

DRINKING.
Toom | 09.12.05 - 4:40 am | #

try exercise. you probably get shortness of breath walking to the bathroom too, don't you?
gene | 09.12.05 - 1:12 pm | #