Gravatar I'm thankful I finally managed to kick the smoking habit.


Gravatar Myspace is addictive, isn't it?

I got into it after breaking up with my ex. I know he's always on there, so I want to make sure he knows how awesome my life is. Sad, I know.

Also sad: my friends list looks like 18+ night at a bad gay club. I would like to use this comment to shout out to all cool people, particularly girls, and straight guys, who might like to add an old friend of Jon's: www.myspace.com/universalgenius. word.


Gravatar Jon, i have some dog pics for you. one is a shifty-lookin' dawg and the other is a cute little dog in a car.

i took them a long time ago! i am pretty lazy.


Gravatar Short week! Yes!
Especially since my boss has been pretending that we can multitask like the GODS recently. So enough of that.

Also thankful for Friends, three years with the Spouse, and a living wage for the first year ever.


Gravatar dogg i am thankful that at my workplace there is a refridgerator AND a microwave AND free pens. i can overlook the fact that there is no coffee. i can overlook the fact we have to buy our own legal pads. today, i enjoyed *hot* tea and i *heated* my cornbread that i brought for breakfast and I AM THE FANCIER HUMAN

well okay really i am just excited that i have an office to go to sometimes. at school, my "office" is an abandoned home economics classroom. who else do you know who has eight sinks and three stoves in their office?? probably nobody, because that is weird.


Gravatar Jon, you are not fancy. If you were in any way fancy you would enjoy condiments more.

Condiments. Those are fancy.

(Also flavoured condoms. Hesh.)


Gravatar Yes, haven't you ever read the little ketchup packets? They say "fancy ketchup". I'm with Ashley on this one. Condiments=fancy


Gravatar You guys.

I ate dry toast and Marmite for dinner. This is about the third day in a row.

You are making me feel like a failure.


Gravatar I ate my pizza today with a knife and fork

I AM THE FANCIEST


Gravatar "I seem to have soiled my dickey"

- Martin Prince




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