Mild, even passing, application of mind control rays can cause a slight increase in brain temperature, with the attendant swelling, putting pressure on the inside of the skull. It may be advisable to wear a tin-foil hat.
Yishan | 01.26.06 - 3:07 pm | #

Mental note: turn off Jon's mind control rays once in a while. Done.
Ashley | 01.27.06 - 8:54 pm | #

my headaches are all caused by elves.
Dave | Homepage | 01.30.06 - 12:15 pm | #