In some ways, that is how I work out. I assume that if I don't work out, I'm not going to get any sex.
I think I would benefit greatly from this sort of training. Hell, I think I'm a prime candidate to be a PTP. (I already abbreviated it - that's how good of an idea it is.)
You could probably just get a regular prostitute to do this.
Yeah, but ... diseases.
See, you've hit upon the exact reason I've always lost compulsion to work out. I'm the type that needs visual, tangible goals -- point me in the direction of the finish line, and I'll get there much faster.
And while zibbler has a valid point, the problem with traditional workouts is that sexual encounters are merely an increased likelihood as a byproduct, whereas the PTP is a guarantee. The difference between the two is like playing the lotto vs. gaining an inheritance from a rich dead relative via kooky will stipulations.
So in the case of said metaphor I'd totally stay in a spooky gym full of haunted weight training equipment for the chance to lay my hands on fabulous booty.
Would a business name like "The PTP Network" be too in-jokey? It'd definitely draw the nerdherds that need to lose weight (i.e. me), and "Sport F**king" is rather crass.
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