A pinecone fell on my head today. Does that count?
(At least I hope it was a pinecone. I dun even wanna KNOW what it was if it wasn't a pinecone...)
Pine cones are indeed portentous. For example, last night as I went running I stepped on an unseen, insidious variety of pine cone that caused my ankle to roll over and make a crunching noise--portending that I will spend the next five days limping slightly and saying "fuck" somewhat more often than usual.
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