er...ok. it's a pretty pretty sticker
kathleen | Homepage | 11.09.06 - 12:39 pm | #

So there's this guy who decides to throw a fancy-dress party, right? And he decides it's going to be a themed party, and the theme is moods, yeah? Everyone has to come as a mood.

So his first guest arrives, and it's a dude all dressed in green, you know, like for envy. The second guest is a guy all dressed in blue for depression, and so on. This goes on for awhile until eventually these two enormous Jamaicans turn up at the door, both completely naked, save for their dicks. The guy on the left has his dick in a pear and the guy on the right one has his dick in a bowl of custard.

The host looks at them for a moment, then says: "I give up. What are you supposed to be?"

So the Jamaican on the left says: "I...am is dis pear. And 'e...is fuckin' dis custard."

This is the only joke I know involving Jamaican accents. I have made a special effort to replicate my terrible verbal delivery in text.
Toom | Homepage | 11.10.06 - 9:13 am | #

Best joke ever.
Dev | 11.10.06 - 11:47 am | #

i think that they gave the chinese exclamation point to the spanish exclamation. just in case folks were like "crap, two words, what tone do i need to take here?!"
puck | Homepage | 11.25.06 - 5:28 am | #