You know, I hear that sound /all the damn time/ now? It's become both ubiquitous and inescapable. I think Microsoft has done something to the air.

Also, I enjoy that your comment ads have chosen to ask, "Is your Timeshare costing you too much?" No disrespect to your readership (self included), but I can hardly think of anyone /less/ likely to own a timeshare.


Was it a webcam?


Gravatar i don't know about you, but the stall is the only place i'm ever alone. it would be a good place for pr0n.


Gravatar Yeah, but why with the USB device? Or ... or is there something I don't want to know.


Gravatar i would probably also keep my pr0n on a pen drive, not the computer...


Gravatar i sometimes use the fone when i'm going on the toilet, but shhhh....nobody really knows when i'm doing that.


Gravatar I don't know what to tell you about this.

I do know of one strange noise females often make: this little itty bitty fart before they pee that sounds like you're opening a can of pop. I don't really do that, but I've heard it a million times. So weird!

Maybe some lady upgraded her noise-maker?

I am kinda gross. Ick.


Gravatar Misreading that as "like you're opening a tiny can of /poop/" was the highlight of my week.




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