I bet we could find a way to link this to faith-based abstinence education.

Oops, I think I just dropped a flaming match in this barn full of straw. Excuse me. *runs away*
Dev | 11.13.07 - 4:01 pm | #

Headline: "Sinful U.S. Excesses Finally Pay Off; Evangelicals Applaud God's Sex-for-STDs Initiative"

Pull Quote: "If you're going to have filthy, dirty sexual relations, you should at least go all the way and ride bareback. Otherwise, how would you reap the punishments you so richly deserve?"
chris r | Homepage | 11.15.07 - 8:00 am | #

God will America please just stop fucking for five minutes? I am trying to sleep here.
Toom | 11.15.07 - 8:39 am | #

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