Gabe did it while you were asleep. She told me. She just felt like tearing at flesh.
James | 10.03.07 - 4:56 pm | #

Alien abduction. Without the anal probe. Or is that just what you would like us to believe??...
Lee | 10.03.07 - 7:55 pm | #

Definitely the loofah. Sometimes you can nick yourself with the really hard part in the middle. (the knot is glued)
po-tayy | 10.04.07 - 5:43 pm | #

Um, you have a loofah?
agerard | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 5:24 am | #

How else do you explain that otherworldly shine
Jon | Homepage | 10.05.07 - 10:01 am | #

were you recently helping anyone conduct a wiretap sting? maybe the mic had a small but sharp protrusion.
alex | 10.05.07 - 7:46 pm | #

I'm glad you have a shower-puff loofah-thing.
Jake | 10.08.07 - 11:42 am | #

Jon, are you sure this isn't because of ladies?
The Josh Machine | 10.09.07 - 2:03 pm | #

If it were, that'd be news to me!
Jon | Homepage | 10.09.07 - 2:15 pm | #