That flush has got your number, mang.
As someone who drives around a great deal and sees a lot of urinals (god that sounds wrong), long flushes are the least of concerns.
I have a steel fabrication company as one of my clients - and next to the urinal in their shop bathroom, there is no floor.
Just a large hole through the tile and concrete foundation to dirt below. Doesn't go that far down, but it's like you're just making a pit stop before leaving through some kind of escape tunnel.
Maybe you should look into an exciting new career as The Human Divining Rod!.
The extra punctuation is no mistake. The Human Divining Rod! always comes with an exclamation point. Because finding water is fucking exciting.
Bring a large bottle and a funnel with you, and use it to catch the excess water once the necessary flush amount has passed. Use this bottled flushwater next time, instead of risking the megaflush. Or give it to a dog maybe?
I know your heart's in the right place, Luke, but now I kinda don't want to know where your hands have been.
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