the chickens are the police over the rabbits of the world, didn't you know that?
kat | 03.31.07 - 3:15 pm | #

I like how damn thorough the chickens are.

HEY - HEY BREAK IT UP!!

BREAK IT -UP-

COME ON



JESUS
aaron | Homepage | 04.01.07 - 1:16 am | #

Are you sure you really want to know? It's kind of macabre. My farmhand friend explained it to me.
zetlen | 04.01.07 - 12:29 pm | #

"Chickens are fucking dinosaurs, dude."

"They are dinosaurs with feathers. Pause it. Look at that fucker."

"They thin out their own flock. When a chicken is hurt or bleeding, the other chickens will peck it until it dies. It's an instinct."

"So these chickens, they barely understand the rabbits aren't chickens. They just hear FIGHT. So they run over, like FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT WHOSLOSINGWHOSLOSING LEMMEHELP LEMMEHELP KILL KILL MURDER MURDER DIEEEEEE."

"But they get there, and they're like, wait, nobody's bleeding!"

"And the rabbits do what rabbits do, which is WHAT THE FUCK FREEZE"

"And the chickens, remember they're fucking dinosaurs. So they look for a second, and nothing's moving."

"And they're like, what was I doing again?"
zetlen | 04.02.07 - 11:49 am | #

That makes the most sense! Also those are pretty good (albeit rough) chuckles
Jon | Homepage | 04.02.07 - 11:58 am | #

Hahaha, love it! How mad is that - but I always suspected chickens are far more intelligent than they lead on to be :]
DoGGa | Homepage | 04.02.07 - 12:16 pm | #