Step 11: ???
Step 12: PROFIT!
agerard | Homepage | 06.20.08 - 11:06 am | #

Those are secret steps, mofo!
Jon | Homepage | 06.20.08 - 11:31 am | #

There are no secrets on the internet.
Brooklyn Jon | 06.20.08 - 7:08 pm | #

armpits work better and allow for expansive hand gestures while conversing.
Lee | 06.20.08 - 7:57 pm | #

can we get jon to write the chapter in science textbooks on the "scientific method" ??
e | 06.21.08 - 9:07 pm | #

I use three methods, as I eat English muffins frequently - too frequently.

1. is the one you mentioned
2. is to leave the butter on top of the toaster and flip it so it doesn't get too melted and then spread to my heart's delight.
3. is to hold the butter half unwrapped and "draw" the butter onto the English muffin. It melts as you go.
kate | Homepage | 06.23.08 - 6:58 am | #