So, what do you say?
chatblanc says:
Kick some butt Plaid Union Party! BTW, are reformed tawdry women allowed in the PUP?
Don replies:
I'll check with my wife. In the mean time, any chance of a relapse?
Chris C says:
I live in southern NH. I have to drive like 500 miles just to get out of Liberalville. If I vote for you please nuke Massachusetts.
Don replies:
Consider it done Stout Fellow!
And any chance I can draft you as my National Security Adviser?
LOBO says:
Instant Classic! LOL!!
[Jerk]
Don replies:
Watch it LOBO! You could easily be demoted to Vice President.
Cathouse Terri says:
The Plain Union Party! Hooray for the PUPs! (I'm in!)
Don replies:
Thank you CT!
Any chance you could pretend not to be tawdry long enough for me to convince my wife to let me hire you as a personal assistant?
Jenny says:
If you're not already, Don, you need to sit yourself down in your inflatable campaign headquarters and put all this funny funny stuff in a book ... you can get it ready for debut right around election time, right? It'll fit right in with Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos!
Don replies:
I'm actually hoping to move all this stuff straight to video. As for Limbaugh, the jerk has so far failed to recognize my dark horse candidacy.
Robin says:
You've got Sam's vote... He says you're funny. BTW, how much computer time did you let him have anyway?
Don replies:
Heya Sis. Sam is quite correct. Must take after my side of the family. We let him have a half hour a day. Unless business required that the kids stay off.
By the way, do me a favor, and sign up for a humor-blogs.com account. You don't have to have a blog to do it, it's easy, and then you'll be able to vote for me again.
(Or whoever of course, not that I would suggest that the woman who ships her child off to Uncle Don's every year so that she can gallivant around having a fine old time for 10 days owes me any thing. Nope. Wouldn't want to imply that!)
By the way, Sam was a joy.
Da Old Man says:
What happened to the comment I left? Hmmm. Subversives at work. Possibly another Watergate in the making?
I'll leave it again.
Don Lewis, the Great Uniter.
I was working on a campaign slogan for UP.
In keeping with the trend of personalizing everything, the party is one of the people, or yours.
So, how about a slogan of "UP Yours?"
Too edgy?
Don replies:
Not edgy enough!
If we're going to convince people that I represent change, we need to leave the staid boundaries of good taste and appropriate personal behavior behind.
Besides, its Plaid Union, not Union Plaid (Which sounds suspiciously French.)
Try something like:
PU! The Scent of Victory!
Traci Skene says:
Just like Obama, the late night comedy writers won't be able to make jokes about you because you are so... perfect.
(Any chance I could nominate myself for Minister of Sarcasm?)
I'm Mad About Plaid!
Don replies:
Except that unlike Obama, I have a non-offensive middle name that I will reveal when the time is ripe!
Your resume for the MS job is short. But telling.
And "I'm Mad About Plaid!" is a great button slogan. Pity you placed it here where it becomes free use.
Leeuna says:
So. Are we Plaidocrats, Replaidicans or just plain PUPS? In either event you have my support at the polls. Goooooooo PUPS!
Don replies:
We are actually Replaidicrats, a variety of the libertarian philosophy which espouses limited government and large matching campaign contributions.
Bee says:
I don't know... I kind of want to be in a Scarlet Red state.
Is that castle full of Tequila? That could explain why you're leaking.
Don replies:
If you join with me Bee, I will personally repaint you daily. As for the leaking, I've had it checked. My doctor tells me its perfectly natural for my time of life.
Mark says:
And what about the much maligned flannel party?
Don replies:
We intend to fold them in with us by the fall. They make things very toasty for winter sleeping.
By the way, I still haven't got your answer concerning the SecState position.
Sarah says:
You got my vote man.
Don replies:
Just went by your blog. You are freakin hilarious! But you make me want to start getting in shape. I'm already leery enough of hospitals.
I will vote for you as long as I can cast my vote by bouncing on an inflatable castle.
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