So, what do you say?
Tamera says:
Damn, you're good, Don. But, I was so impressed with your knitting, that I didn't make it beyond that point.
Don replies:
You should see my pot holders.
Bring 'em on!
Lady Terri says:
Oh Studmuffin, snookems!!! It took me nearly all day to get that vapor rub smell off of him lmao!! ok this was funny hehehe 
Don replies:
I have no idea what you are referring to Madam. (Jeez Lady T! Use the private phone number!)
BrentD says:
I have discovered that draino doesn't work so well on cheese for some reason. We have to get Lobo back on his meds and I'll be happy to contribute some old socks and a diploma that Dr. Toboggans left behind in order to do so.
don replies:
Brent I think its gone beyond that. I'm thinking water-boarding. It might not help, but I'll feel better.
Fiar says:
Wow. You mean the Amish did something not-evil. Hmm. I've only known them to practice the black art of traffic-slowing-down. Or is it traffic-holding-up? I forget.
At least in this part of Pennsylvania. Maybe it's different in West Kootenai.
Don replies:
Those Pennsylvania Amish are wimps. In West Kootenai, they've given up the wheel as a modern tool of the Devil. As a result, you can imagine what traffic is like. (Plus all the splinters and saw dust left on the roads.)
Chelle B. says:
"Passed out in a tub filled with Jello and Cheese Wiz and wearing a tin foil hat."
Boy that brings back memories of my childhood!
Anyhoo... I was happy to help out, I told you my contacts at the IIS would come in handy someday and I do so appreciate you keeping chivalry alive by defending my honor.
Its nice to know that there are at least a few real men left out there who haven't converted to metrosexualism yet.
Oh, and don't tell him, but I spent an entire year training at the secret base of the Amish Masters of the West Kootenai.
That LOBO is going to wish he had never left his warm tub of Jello and Cheese Whiz when I'm through with him!!
don replies:
What many people don't realize is that Chelle B. is Idaho's version of Lara Croft. (Only ours looks better in vinyl.)
.45 (ed. note: my favorite caliber) says:
Oh, I see now. Whenever LOBO dresses up in picante sauce he starts acting weird. I hope he at least wore the chunky style this time.
don replies:
He's just as bad in bearnaise, sweet and sour, or fish sauce. LOBO is multinational crazy.
Ann says:
People at work are asking me what I'm laughing at! LMAO! Bravo!
Can you knit me some socks?
don replies:
You want more than one? I've never tried a pair before. Kinky.
I have no response to this.
Cathouse Teri says:
I just tried to post a very funny story (well it entertained me anyway) TWICE and TWICE it was cut off during preview. grrrrrrrrrrrr...
AND my new shoes picture!
Is it HaloScan I have to blame?
Don replies:
I got to see the shoes. Very pointy. Sorry if the Haloscan thingy isn't working right. I'm not very satisfied with any of the comment systems available to me. I'll keep researching. But try again with the stories. This blog could use some humor.
Robin Easton says:
I laughed over several parts of this whole spiel but I think the part that REALLY got to me was all the "virtuous" acts you did: knitting doilies, the prises on Global Eating for the United Nations, the emergency sermon and all the rest. That just cracked me up. I love it!!
Don replies:
I'll have you know that "Virtue" is my middle name! (My parents were so disappointed.)
timethief says:
You had me in stitches Don. You are one fine writer. Blog on! ... :D
Don replies:
Thank you timethief. And the good news is the stitches come out next Thursday. We're hopeful that it will leave no scars.
Chris C says:
I don't know why, maybe it's the juvenile part of my brain, but I thought the drawing of the stick figure shooting the comma is freaking funny as hell hehe.
Don replies:
I find it disconcerting that for you, the funniest part of my blog is a single incidence of punctuation.
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